Why is it that

[EricT]

Everytime foxnews says "serial rapist", I think about Count Chocula?

 

[Captain Beard]

Man, Funk Dat!

 

[Lunar Still]

It's cause he's black.

 

[Lordlucid]

I'll take The Rapist for 500!

 

[Lunar Still]

I spend half my life trying to invent an Anal Bumcover!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'll take Famous Titties for $500!"
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[El Stormo]

"I'll take Famous Whore Semen for 500!"

 

[Karmic]

internet exposure

 

[Lord Foul]

Obligatory:

 

[DarkNoise]

I'm more afraid of Tony. He's big enough that he could force himself on you. And everytime he finishes he says "that was Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat!"

 

[Metal head87]

Capn Crunch seems like a rapist. He likes to park his ship everywhere,




EVERYWHERE!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Why is it that you watch Fox News?

 

[EricT]

4 reasons:

A) Where else can I laugh at everything O'reilly says?

B) Where else can I laugh at Ann Coulter on an almost weekly basis?

C) Where else can I laugh at Hannity?

D) Where else can I laugh at Colmes for being such a god damn pussy and not standing up for himself against Hannity EVER?

Tell me and I'll gladly switch to that news network.

 

[EricT]

On a semi-side note, I am reading through Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them again. Fuck I love this book.

 

[azal]

Seinfield called Eric, and he said he wants his bad jokes that never made the cut back.

 

[neal]

and whaaats the deal with these airline peanut bags? i mean, who are they trying to keep out of these things?