Nevermore...?

I'm as anti-American as they come but fuck this guy. He is the one disconnected from American reality.

He isn't even funny.

Aw come on, John, you know plenty of people who are exactly like the ones he's talking about; they try to tell you a story and all the while, in the back of your mind you're thinking "Jesus Tap-dancing Christ if this doesn't go somewhere interesting soon I'm going to gouge out his eyes."