Why is rye bread like 2 trillion times better than white bread?

Why is rye bread like 2 trillion times better than white bread?

  • You just think that because you, like this post, are a Pole. (ha ha(

    Votes: 2 33.3%
  • The main lesson of the twentieth century is that anything whitebread sucks.

    Votes: 3 50.0%
  • White bread is made with bleached flour and thus lacks necessary nutrients which BLAH BLAH BLAH

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • RYE BREAD SOAKS UP MAYONNAISE SO DELISHUSLY

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
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white bread is only good for:

1. grilled cheese sandwiches
2. peanut-butter-and-bacon sandwiches
3. fried vealoaf and ketchup sandwiches
4. (sort of) french toast
 
xfer said:
white bread is only good for:

1. grilled cheese sandwiches
Agreed

2. peanut-butter-and-bacon sandwiches
I wouldn't eat that so I have to trust you on that one.

3. fried vealoaf and ketchup sandwiches
That sounds good but can I change the ketchup with Dijon? or Whole grain mustard?

4. (sort of) french toast
Nah, a nice loaf of whole weat sourdough make that one great.
 
oh man LuminousAether has like the opposite of good taste!

mindspell: you really ought to try peanut butter and bacon. amazing!

regarding the vealoaf: no!!! if you put mustard on vealoaf, you MUST use rye bread. ketchup and rye don't go well together, though, so if you want the unique taste of fried vealoaf/ketchup, you regrettably need white bread.

re: french toast: i've never had whole wheat sourdough french toast, but i'm not sure about it. challah, on the other hand, sounds delicious. i'm not saying white bread is superior for the french toast, but that french toast is one of the few things white bread can be used in and still rule.