Why is rye bread like 2 trillion times better than white bread?

[Firedwarf]

I laughed for a long time when I saw AndICried's jibberish. I'm tired.

 

[Lethe78]

Rye bread is nasty

 

[Firedwarf]

You're nasty.

 

[Steve]

cardboard > white bread

communion wafers?

 

[IanDork107]

Because jews love rye bread and anything that jews like is great.

 

[xfer]

I tried to come up with a witty counter, but I cannot think of a single thing Jews stereotypically like which isn't pretty great. Dammit.

 

[xfer]

Steve, communion wafers are made of flesh, not bread. DUH.

 

[Yasser Arafat]

Oh, I can think of one or two things.