Why Men are Dumb

[Baroque]

Weight is definitely not the only determining factor in academic success. I've had fat students get a's and skinny students get f's. I've had body builder jocks in football and basketball get f's and f's. I think one can differentiate between academic self discipline and bodily self discipline.

 

[Draehl]

Weight is definitely not the only determining factor in academic success. I've had fat students get a's and skinny students get f's. I've had body builder jocks in football and basketball get f's and f's. I think one can differentiate between academic self discipline and bodily self discipline.

Or discipline isn't needed in one or the other due to natural talent or inclination.

 

[SentinelSlain]

It would be funny if there was a day of the year that was like the opposite of Czech easter. So women can spank or cane any men they want to spank or cain and their sexual partners have to consent to pegging.

 

[The Butt]

What is with your fascination with pegging? Jesus christ.

Between you and HB I can't tell who is more sexually frustrated.

 

[0Marty]

I was just about to ask that. Pegging, dildos, consatant whining about alpha males.. It's clear that you're submissive af, just find some older female that is dominant, would peg you and you'll be happy.

 

[arg]

pegging

 

[The Butt]

Not that I am sticking up for SS, as I was making fun just earlier... but you don't really have the right to make fun of anyone's sexual fantasies or practices.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I never met a happy slut (male or female).

Balmer

 

[CiG]

I like pegging, but I actually get laid and don't have some weird disdain for women.

 

[CiG]

Weight is definitely not the only determining factor in academic success. I've had fat students get a's and skinny students get f's. I've had body builder jocks in football and basketball get f's and f's. I think one can differentiate between academic self discipline and bodily self discipline.

Sounds like you're overstating exceptions to the rule.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Weight is definitely not the only determining factor in academic success. I've had fat students get a's and skinny students get f's. I've had body builder jocks in football and basketball get f's and f's. I think one can differentiate between academic self discipline and bodily self discipline.

Not a determining factor, but a predictive one. A quick Google will show you that there's a decent correlation between obesity and poor grades as early as kindergarten. imo despite stereotypes, at least being a jock/meathead often implies some level of dedication and self-improvement that can potentially also be used to improve their life and work at things in other areas. You're right that not everyone has the same self-control issues, and some people may be mostly in control with one exception. I feel a frequent need to masturbate and readily indulge, for example, but otherwise I have decent restraint.

The thing with obesity is that it shows years and years of compounding laziness and inability to suppress urges. It's mind-boggling to me tbh how people manage to stuff their faces so regularly, and then lie to themselves that it's not their fault, set up support networks around facilitating each others' disgusting habits, etc.

 

[Vimana]

Not to say you're wrong, but a possible exception to your rule may be the loop people can get caught in when they eat shitty food. Shitty, processed food that has more fat and sugar than any human would ever need doesn't really fill you up, so people still feel hungry after they eat it and eat more.

I used to have a diet of mostly junk food and in hindsight I notice that fast food or a big bag of cheetoes could easily have at least 4x the calories of a bowl of quinoa, but the latter definitely fills me up more.

Hunger is a really powerful drive, and if your stomach constantly thinks it's starving even while it's being overloaded with calories, you'll still get hungry.

Then again, getting caught in that kind of cycle can be due to lack of restraint and laziness.

 

[Vimana]

Balmer

I had been wondering why my friend who claims he has no game gets more action on tinder. He lives on the edge of Baltimore while I'm off in hoco haha.

 

[Onder]

I never met a happy slut (male or female). Never. On the surface, they may try to seem like they enjoy the attention and their ability to draw sexual partners, but deep down I think it hits hard that no one gives a fuck about them after they've given them a fuck.

Coincidentally I was in the pub yesterday drinking beers at the regulars table with my friend and his new chick and the bartender somehow started fantasizing about being a woman and said that he would definitely be a giant slut. He kept repeating something about driving a black Mercedes, for some reason, and just fucking everybody. I thought about it for a while, and being the drunk I am, I concluded that I would probably be a fucking slut too. The only girl at the table just smiled awkwardly.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

I had been wondering why my friend who claims he has no game gets more action on tinder. He lives on the edge of Baltimore while I'm off in hoco haha.

I thought you lived in the city? No thanks on county life. I did that growing up and am not really interested in it any longer. The only downside with the city is you usually can't party on a porch and you can't blast guitar amplifiers. You should move to the city. NE Baltimore is cheap as hell (I pay $715 per month for a two bedroom apartment and split rent with a roomate) and its not too likely you'll get hit with a stray bullet, unlike the cheap places on the West side (like an $11,000 rowhouse. The price mindblowingly low until you check out the neighborhood and realize you're in The Wire). NE Balt is cheap because it looks like the hood to those who have never explored anything other than Inner Harbor and Towson. Even better than Tinder, you can go to punk shows in art spaces that are either burned out row houses or abandoned office spaces, and pick yourself up a crusty chick with a shaved head and a casual heroin habit. yolo