Screw miscarriages, don't have the kid in the first place

[Deicidal]

They are asses in the pains?

I explained it in the parentheses, you developmentally delayed individual!!

 

[viewerfromnihil]

Isn't a miscarriage accidental, but an abortion is deliberate?

i have an even better question, if i get a chick pregnant and i push her down a flight of stairs... is it a miscarriage or an abortion or just pure awesome?

 

[The Ozzman]

Pure awesome. How is that even a question?

 

[Deicidal]

i have an even better question, if i get a chick pregnant and i push her down a flight of stairs... is it a miscarriage or an abortion or just pure awesome?

Pure awesome.

 

[waif]

@the OP: I was good with this plan until the tax incentives for rich people to have more kids.
If people had tax incentives or payments to not have kids, that'd be a good thing. We really need to have fewer kids.

What is the purpose of having a child?

..along with personal freedom, peace of mind and the only few things good about the relationship you had it in just to have a 'token of love' crawling around eating mud and your life.

That's why you knock up a hooker under an assumed name.

3rd: Women are all pains in the asses (or the other way around, if you know what I mean (my penis)).

Um...if it hurts to have sex you might want to talk to your doctor.

i have an even better question, if i get a chick pregnant and i push her down a flight of stairs... is it a miscarriage or an abortion or just pure awesome?

It's birth control.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

What is the purpose of having a child?

In agricultural and early industrial communities, it's a cheap and legal alternative to slavery and other forms of conscripted labor. In modern industrialized society, it's an aid in social profiling, as it enables others to more effectively identify you as lower class.

That's why you knock up a hooker under an assumed name.

And assumed DNA

 

[Matt]

What is the purpose of having a child?

..along with personal freedom, peace of mind and the only few things good about the relationship you had it in just to have a 'token of love' crawling around eating mud and your life.

Are trying to be a hardass or something? You are always cynical as fuck when you post.

 

[FenriR]

Accurate, though.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

I think my ex-girlfriend would love this thread.

 

[Eligos]

I think my ex-girlfriend would love this thread.

Especially the part about pushing her down the stairs.

 

[grimmy82]

Wait where is that picture??

 

[waif]

And assumed DNA

nah, if you travel to another city/country and knock up a hooker under an assumed name she probably won't be able to find you. Maybe it'd be possible, but she wouldn't be able to afford it what with paying for baby stuff

 

[Onder]

Wait where is that picture??

Picture of your shaved cunt you posted yesterday? Mods deleted it I guess.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Fuck the middle class and their little shit kids who NEVER do better than they did.

If civilisation advances to the degree where people have surgery like that because they are poor then fuck civilisation. Back to the fucking cave.

 

[FerretallicA]

Can anyone give me some tips on how to stop my toddler from peeing on random objects?

 

[False Joe]

Can anyone give me some tips on how to stop my toddler from peeing on random objects?

Cork his cock up, and set him alight when he complains.

 

[FerretallicA]

Cork his cock up, and set him alight when he complains.

It's a she but I get the general idea. I'll let you know how it goes.

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

I would try a shock collar.

 

[False Joe]

Pfft. It'd probably just end up voiding it's bowels alot.