Why PETA should be shut down...

[Captain Beard]

Ok, I'll find you a nice bear then.

 

[Malergion]

A good pony goes a long way.

 

[Captain Beard]

Are you giving or taking?

 

[Malergion]

Both.

 

[Captain Beard]

oh, you want a Carousel then.

 

[Malergion]

A what?

 

[Captain Beard]

 

[Malergion]

No fucking shit, Magellan. Navigate onto my finger and head 360 degrees to port.
I thought you were referring to some sort of sex carousel.

 

[Captain Beard]

Imagine those, with strap on monster dildos.

 

[Malergion]

I actually scrolled back up to look at the picture, because I considered that it might be some sort of bizarre animal sex carousel.

 

[Captain Beard]

God, we're sick. I don't know if they make those.

 

[Malergion]

We're sick in an entirely Christian manner: each of our perversities is in the Bible.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh, well then, God's praise be upon us!

 

[Lunar Still]

Yes, may God shoot a big thick load of praise down on all of us.

 

[Malergion]

Allah *ack*baaar!

 

[Captain Beard]

Nasty. I had my anti-semen helmet and coat on.

 

[Lunar Still]

Someone should rain down semen on PETA protestors. There's really nothing ironic about that, it would just be really gross and I think it should happen to people who are such douches.

 

[Chromatose]

Let's start stockpiling for this cause, gentleman!

 

[Malergion]

Fuck that...using horses will be faster.
More semen per nutsack.

 

[Lunar Still]

Yes, we need to start a Douse Vegans with Semen fund or something.