Why PETA should be shut down...

[Söy]

you mean this person:

Lori E. Kettler, Counsel
Research & Investigations Department
PETA
501 Front St.
Norfolk, VA 23510

?

 

[DestructoSpin]

you mean this person:

Lori E. Kettler, Counsel
Research & Investigations Department
PETA
501 Front St.
Norfolk, VA 23510

?

Indeed. Got your credit card ready?

 

[Malergion]

Have you noticed that those protesters are always the same kind of people? Ugly, lesbian, bohemian chicks (that whole choker, hemp, piercing type look)

Except that a lot of hot, vacuous female celebrities are members of PETA.

 

[Captain Beard]

So we knock them unconscious and violate them with various sausages!

 

[Malergion]

Beef, pork, or poultry?

 

[Captain Beard]

All of the above?

 

[DestructoSpin]

Except that a lot of hot, vacuous female celebrities are members of PETA.

None of them actually make an effort to physically protest, they just bitch on TV

 

[Captain Beard]

Because they know we have summer sausage for the underside of their summer dresses.

 

[Malergion]

If they didn't bitch on TV, they'd risk getting their fair share of human meat.

 

[Captain Beard]

And animal meat! Just because you're fucking one hole doesn't mean the others can't be stuffed with cow tongue or turkey nuts or something.

 

[Malergion]

I'm picturing a firehose and liquid cow brains. Wet T-Shirt contest anyone?

 

[Captain Beard]

Only is the shirt is woven from silver fox fur and PAIN.

 

[Malergion]

They raise silver foxes in Russia as part of an experiment. Apparently some of them act exactly like dogs. Their ears even become floppy!

Naturally, we'd train them to eat vegan.

 

[DestructoSpin]

They raise silver foxes in Russia as part of an experiment. Apparently some of them act exactly like dogs. Their ears even become floppy!

Naturally, we'd train them to eat vegan.

how about to eat vegans? We starve them constantly and feed them abducted vegan protesters...until they require a taste for their deprived frail bodies.

 

[Captain Beard]

I want a silver doggy fox! How did they manage to make them social? Foxes aren't by nature.

 

[Malergion]

how about to eat vegans? We starve them constantly and feed them abducted vegan protesters...until they require a taste for their deprived frail bodies.

Actually I was using the English convention for describing a type of meat.

vegan = vegan meat.

 

[Malergion]

I want a silver doggy fox! How did they manage to make them social? Foxes aren't by nature.

That was part of the experiment.

check Wikipedia. It's interesting.

 

[Captain Beard]

I want one! I want a pet fox! One for a pet, and one for underwear!

 

[Chromatose]

I saw that on the PBS dog history special. Fascinating how quickly foxes could be bred to be social animals.

 

[Captain Beard]

I wonder if they still breed them this way...