Why PETA should be shut down...

[Malergion]

I want one! I want a pet fox! One for a pet, and one for underwear!

In some states pet foxes are legal, but they aren't considered domestic anywhere.

 

[Captain Beard]

I wouldn't call them domestic. I bet California calls them a pest. We can't own anything here.

 

[Malergion]

We're supposed to be bound to the land. Welcome to state-sanctioned serfdom.

 

[Captain Beard]

Well, farmers have the right of way in EVERY state by law. It sucks.

 

[Malergion]

Yes. The days of the poor farmer are long gone.

 

[Captain Beard]

If I see one on a tractor in the country, whatever, ok. If he goes inside city limits, may Odin have mercy on him, I'm not yielding and neither will most anyone else.

 

[Necromunchkin]

 

[Captain Beard]

Some customers believed Hufu to be a scam, and the actual product to be nonexistent. This theory was supported by the sudden and unannounced closure of the Hufu home page as of mid 2006. However, according to Mark Nuckols, he closed the website simply because "the world has moved on past hufu, and the site was more expensive to run than it was worth." Nuckols is currently travelling in Asia.

 

[Malergion]

Odin has no mercy.

 

[Malergion]

Yeah, it was as fun an idea as Manbeef though.

 

[Captain Beard]

Manbeef... that brings back memories.

 

[Malergion]

"Somewhere in Texas"

 

[Captain Beard]

Where the meat trees bloom...

 

[Malergion]

Oh, deer me.

 

[Captain Beard]

Deer you huh? I'll attach one to my hood and have it mount you like a wild ass then.

 

[Malergion]

If we're talking animal sex, you may as well wolf me.

Deer don't really pack the meat, if you know what I mean.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll find an elephant if you keep it up.

 

[Malergion]

Yeah, but she won't enjoy it.

 

[Captain Beard]

No, I meant a male.

 

[Malergion]

I'm not Mr. Hands, sir.