......wil you marry me? :')

[Caillac]

*raises hand*

But there is one condition... I don't do dishes or windows.

No dishes or windows? Hmm.. I have to think about it

 

[Fourka]

But surely you realise that any pasta no matter how well cooked will lose it's best qualities (al dente) if you subject it to such a lengthy journey? Also to be honest, I'd say you wouldn't know good pasketti if it bit you on the BUM! and it is for these two reasons that you must come over and cook for me (and I for you ) and then we'll see who makes the best pasketti............ THEN you can stay!

Ok then...*hopes to win the lottery or something*

Now that i am thinking about it better, why don't you come over here? See almost all ladies that have offered to cook for you are far away from you so it would be more convenient for eveybody But what are YOUR qualifications?

Yet I know that the point of your thread wasn't that

@Caillac: But xeno knows a lot about computers and stuff like that

 

[Spike]

It's a deal

Sooooo......

How long are you willing to put up with me before you decide to kick my sorry ass to the kerb? [/seriously]

 

[KoichCPA]

Spike, this is your second warning.

Three strikes and your out buddy.

 

[bodomite]

(sharpens axe) (applys corpse paint) (grabs the beer)
im ready

 

[xenophobe]

No dishes or windows? Hmm.. I have to think about it

But I'm good at making bubble baths, lighting candles, and telling stories too.



Fourka! shhhhhsh!

 

[bodomite]

to kill stalkers hearse

 

[Spike]

Spike, this is your second warning.

Three strikes and your out buddy.

Shall I tell them Kathi or would you like to? :Smug:

 

[xenophobe]

that's funny as hell.

 

[KoichCPA]

I sent a whole load of washing to Kathi.

 

[Caillac]

Shall I tell them Kathi or would you like to? :Smug:

You can do it

 

[xenophobe]

*braces for impact*

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Nice avatar, Kathi

 

[KoichCPA]

I think spike is coming out of the closet, finally.

You're a brave man Spike, a brave girly man.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

Probably, but he might have accidently locked himself in

 

[KoichCPA]

I'm actually expecting spike to come out and say "Kathi and I having a cyber relationship"

In which case I'll laugh at them both for being lame.

Then I'll find someone else to stalk, probably Rotten Doll, cos she's pretty hot.

Or maybe Xeno, he's a hot chick apparently.

 

[Caillac]

In which case I'll laugh at them both for being lame.
Then I'll find someone else to stalk, probably Rotten Doll, cos she's pretty hot.

nc

 

[Susie]

Or maybe Xeno, he's a hot chick apparently.

hey are you takin the piss i obviously never had my sex radar goggles on

 

[ante]

Damn I think I need a machine gun insted of these daggers soon,
you got more stalkers than china have people.
But that's ok, I'll manage

 

[Ethereal Sage]

I can see it all ending in divorce