Wilson vs. Akerfeldt

[shark22]

Like celebrity death match style baby! This is a purley for humor/entertainment thread. My vote goes to Wilson. He seems more artsy and that means he is more crazy in my book. He would probably use his nails to scratch and claw Akerfeldt to defeat. Plus Akerboy seems more like the pacifist type who would not hurt a fly.

 

[melancio]

Wilson would become all bitchy and savage of a sudden and start biting and scratching Mike... Then Mike after saying: "WTF? Stop that man! Not gonna stop, are you?" would proceed to beat Wilson to oblivion... Look at the size of Mike's arms dude... He can tear Wilson apart with his bare arms if he wants to... Akerfeldt eats Wilson for breakfast. GG.

 

[batastrophe]

I imagine SW leaping onto Mikael's back to try to take him down. That's about all he can do. Steven wins by default because Mikael is too nice.

 

[fränzi]

Steven Wilson would start playing keyboard and guitar simultaneously and confuse the shit out of him.

 

[Crysiss]

I imagine SW leaping onto Mikael's back to try to take him down. That's about all he can do. Steven wins by default because Mikael is too nice.

lol the guy is boney. But still, great musician

 

[BurningSky]

Dude, nothing against wilson as a human being, but he couldn't beat anyone up.

 

[Crysiss]

lmao. Thats so funny

 

[fränzi]

I'm so telling him that.

 

[biggsy]

haha but really, look at him. he looks like a nerd!

 

[AFairJudgement0]

i dont know about u guys, but mikes lyrics are about some pretty fucked up things that suggests to me that mike is a lil crazy in the head... if i was SW id watch out, cause Mikes crazy like a fox, and i wouldn't wanna fight a crazy person...

 

[biggsy]

haha... mike would just singing deliverance and threaten to drown SW 'tell me how your hearts in need, as I DROWN YOU IN THE SEA!' does some crazy death scream and destroys wilson

 

[Hypnos]

Mike would growl SW to death...

 

[Satyros]

mike will tell jokes while sw trying to hit him (with a train?)

 

[Nomansvally]

Mike would shuffle a studio-computer up Wilson's ass!:zombie:

 

[Kenneth R.]

this would be more entertaining if it was Swanö vs Åkerfeldt.

for the choices given, Mikael for the win

 

[AbsentFriend]

Steven Wilson is the guy people would beat up at school because he's so skinny and nerdy. He couldn't hit a hole in a pack of butter. Let alone win a fight. ANY.

Mike wins just by Growling him to death.

edit: damn that was already said by Hypnos....

 

[JoeVice]

i don't think that its possible to growl someone to death.

 

[opeth8]

Maybe he meant, Mike would growl him into submission ???

To me it's a no brainer. Mike wins by a landslide, thanks to his voice alone.

 

[Nexis]

SW would make Mike some tea...laced with DEATH!!!

 

[Tumn]

Mike was in Bloodbath, therefore Mike wins.