With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hei...

[Fullangr]

Is there some rule that says one can't be a Viking and a Pirate? After all, the two would appear to be natural allies...


Let's hear ye, Viking Pirates!

*tries and fails to focus on tankard while wearing eyepatch*


Ok, so there are some cultural clashes, but we can work round them surely?

 

[Katie'Force]

Well they do both have boats, that's a good start right?

and drinking, they both like the drinking of the alcohol!

erm... wenches! wenches are very popular in both cultures

 

[Fullangr]

Presactly!

We can be Viking Pirate Wenches!

 

[Katie'Force]

just as long as i only have to serve the mead, not drink it!

so wait, i'm now a viking, pirate, pole-dancing, scout wench!!!!

 

[The Shinster]

Ninja vikings > pirate vikings.

 

[Fullangr]

You forgot 'ale-serving'

 

[ingrid]

weiber!!

pirates>ninjas

 

[Thraxas]

Now this sounds one hell of an idea to me! Fill those drinking horns with the finest rum and make all those damn ninjas walk the plank!
Plus, if we have a pirate ship, Katie has a conveniently-placed mast to practice her pole dancing on.

I believe pillaging can be a little complicated with a wooden leg, eyepatch and parrot on the shoulder though...

 

[Fullangr]

A little complicated, sure. Impossible, nah.

We just need to practice that's all!

 

[Thraxas]

All a matter of getting the balance right, I suppose.
The rum could make that more of a challenge, but I imagine it'd be lots of fun practicing!

 

[Fullangr]

Viking Pirate School?

 

[Thraxas]

Wonder who'd be the teacher...

 

[Fullangr]

Me, clearly.

 

[Thraxas]

Do you have your viking pirate teaching diploma?

 

[Fullangr]

Umm....course I do!


*quietly scribbles on a bit of paper*

 

[Thraxas]

*looks at it with unfocussed eyes*

Ah yes, that'll do nicely.

 

[Fullangr]

RIGHT!


Who's enrolling for Viking Pirate School?

 

[Thraxas]

Well I'm in!

But you probably knew that already.

 

[Fullangr]

You've been on t'list since the 3rd century....spose we'll have to let you in this time.

 

[Thraxas]

Good. Trying to break down the door has got a little tedious these last eighteen centuries.