With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hei...

[Fullangr]

Would you like to do the optional extra credit modules in Distilling Your Own Rum and History of the Eyepatch, or are you OK with the basics?

 

[Thraxas]

Definitely throw in the extras - that rum can be a little pricey to buy, y'know.

 

[The Shinster]

 

[ingrid]

 

[Thraxas]

What be that there fop doin' on our ship? Off the plank wi' him!

An' sling them wenches in an' all!

 

[*Mika*]

I've always thought Viking was norse (or some such language) for Pirate anyway....or they're both one of the same.

INBREDS!

 

[Katie'Force]

Haha we may have to update the pirate ship to include a metal pole instead of a wooden one for a mast, i really don't want splinters from pole dancing...

oooh oooh, can i teach horn blowing????

 

[Fullangr]

'Course ye can, I'll put it down as an extra module....how much do you charge?

 

[Katie'Force]

we're still talking about viking lessons here aren't we...

erm, i charge enough to fund a trip following turisas around america...

 

[AndreasS]

I want to join Pirate Viking university too. With a focus on drinking games 101, pillaging 101, and I'll go straight for my master degree in viking mythology, alcoholism, murder & rape (split course) and.....spitting!

here you have a small chest of gold and the rest of my fee can be found if you follow the path to the X on this old piece of parchment I just found in the bottom drawer of my closet.

soooo....am I in?

 

[Fullangr]

I want to join Pirate Viking university too. With a focus on drinking games 101, pillaging 101, and I'll go straight for my master degree in viking mythology, alcoholism, murder & rape (split course) and.....spitting!

here you have a small chest of gold and the rest of my fee can be found if you follow the path to the X on this old piece of parchment I just found in the bottom drawer of my closet.

soooo....am I in?

Best application yet!

Now, you need to be fitted for your horned helmet and eyepatch, then we'll start classes on Monday!

 

[Katie'Force]

I want to join Pirate Viking university too. With a focus on drinking games 101, pillaging 101, and I'll go straight for my master degree in viking mythology, alcoholism, murder & rape (split course) and.....spitting!

here you have a small chest of gold and the rest of my fee can be found if you follow the path to the X on this old piece of parchment I just found in the bottom drawer of my closet.

soooo....am I in?

excuse me, I didn't hear Horn blowing 101 there, that is a compulsory subject you know....

 

[Thraxas]

May take quite a bit of training to perfect hornblowing while simultaneously quaffing rum.

I'll be happy to give it a go though!

 

[Katie'Force]

erm, they're not supposed to happen simultaneously!!!!

 

[Fullangr]

I'm suddenly reminded of the old joke about a prostitute giving a blowjob while whistling the national anthem...





...it involves a glass eye

 

[Thraxas]

Was she drinking rum at the time?

 

[Fullangr]

Assuming 'drinking rum' isnae a euphemism, no.

 

[Thraxas]

Probably just as well. Don't really want a glass eye in my tankard.

 

[Fullangr]

Because it'd take up valuable beer space?

 

[Thraxas]

Exactly. Plus I might mistake it for an ice cube and start berating the bar-wench for trying to water down my pint.