With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hei...

[Fullangr]

But by that point you generally can't see the bar-wench to berate her, so I think she's safe.

 

[Thraxas]

Probably, although I do tend to just berate whatever is standing in front of me at the time, so if that happens to be the bar-wench she'd get the full beration effect.

 

[Fullangr]

I'dve said the chances of it being the bar-wench would be pretty slim. You're far more likely to end up arguing with a convenient wall or pillar.

 

[Thraxas]

Yep, and they manage to out-argue me every time. Surprisingly intelligent stuff, concrete.

 

[Fullangr]

And headbutting it hurts like a bitch...

 

[Thraxas]

Depends how much ale you've quaffed.

 

[AndreasS]

wow. you even manage to get off topic threads so far off topic that they're nearly eh....on topic

 

[Fullangr]

It's a talent of ours.


We're quite a team...when we're not trying to kill each other.

 

[Thraxas]

Mind you, even when we do try to kill each other we tend to swiftly go so far off-topic that we generally end up using our battleaxes to trim the hedge while discussing Marxist subtexts in early episodes of Teletubbies.
One or other of us might occasionally stop and ask "What were we supposed to be doing again?" but that's about as far as it goes.

 

[Sampy Arctica™]

Fuckin' LOL.
I'm in for this Pirate Viking School.



Hells yes.

 

[Fullangr]

One or other of us might occasionally stop and ask "What were we supposed to be doing again?" but that's about as far as it goes.

Or, as recently happened when we were fighting on another forum, we come to a joint conclusion of 'bugger it' and have a drink instead.

 

[Thraxas]

And is that not by far the most sensible solution to any conflict?