Wolf Shirts

IMO if it's just a shirt with a picture of an animal on it then it's gay.
But that's just me.
 
The 3 wolves shirt was amazon's best selling article of clothing for a bit iirc. I haven't decided which of the 3 crowds i am in yet. I will probably try to flip between finding it cool and uncool to be at inverse of the trend, because i am unique. I think it went from hip new irl meme to being a noob meme now, so i figure it's cool, because i'm over being over it
 
I won free tickets to see Nightwish when I was in college and I wore a wolf shirt there. I looked up at the balcony level and saw my soulmate, a chubby balding man in his forties wearing the exact same wolf shirt.

Apparently New Hampshire in the U.S. made the 3 wolves shirt its official state shirt not too long ago.
 
The only way I'd buy one would be if it was extremely random/stupid.
Like with un-needed lasers and shit. Almost like that bear cavalry meme.
 
If you need someone to tell you how cool that thing is, then you are clearly unworthy of it.
 
I screamed "HEY! HEY!" and waved at him but he was too captivated by Anette Olzon's boobs. Can't blame him for that, I was a flat-chested uggo in a wolf shirt, can't compete with Swedish babydollbabesters who are rock stars.

Ideally my dream man doesn't wear wolf shirts unless they are skin tight and ironic.
 
Wolf = Cool and Dangerous
Wolf Shirt = Wishing you were cool and dangerous

Unless by "wolf shirt" you mean a shirt made from a REAL WOLF that you slayed and skinned with your BARE FUCKING HANDS so you could be warm during the winter and scare the shit out of people wearing wolf shirts made from cotten during the summer. Said shirt would preferrably still have the whole wolf's head still attached flopping around on the back like a hood, and the skull hollowed out so you could occasionally wear as one, staring at people through the eye holes while growling deep in your throat.

This would be cool.
 
The best thing about the wolf shirt meme is the comments up until the admin posts that there is no way the shirt can cure AIDS.

Every comment after that is pretty crap.
 
I think the only instant you can get away with wearing a wolf shirt, is if you really establish that you're a hip and ironic person by wearing some checkered Vans or some Converse at the same time. If you're a WT geek farm boy who smells like cow shit, wolf shirt is a no-no. I think this goes in line with my shirt rant in the social thread; wolves are awesome and cool, but I can't really stand behind that opinion by wearing a shirt with one on it.
 
I've never known it to be "hip" to wear wolf (or any animal) shirts.
The only people I have seen wearing shirts like that are people that still play with pokemon cards.

What Runk said about "WT geek farm boy who smells like cow shit" these are the only people that I have seen wear animal shirts.
 
It's pretty hip to wear wolf shirts these days. Irony has been in for a while. Normally I am against ironic = hip, but I feel like this gives me permission to wear a shirt I like without people thinking I'm super lame.
 
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