women's teeth

[cedarbreed]

They eat that stuff in New-Caledonia, ask Descendres !!

edit : the bat like

 

[Dhatura]

When I was younger, just a bad little kid
My mama noticed funny things I did
Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun
I'd poison guppies and when I was done
I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
That's when my mama said

What did she say?

She said, "My boy, I think someday
You'll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay

You'll be a dentist
You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
People will pay you to be inhumane
Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
And teaching would suit you still less
Son, be a dentist
You'll be a success

Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque!
Watch him suck up that gas!
Oh, my god!
He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
Oh that hurts!
I'm not numb!

Oh, shut up. Open wide. here I come!
I am your dentist

Goodness gracious!

And I enjoy the career that I picked
I am your dentist

Fitting braces

And I get off on the pain I inflict
When I start extracting those molars
You girls will be screaming like holy rollers

Dentist!

And though it may cause my patients distress
Somewhere in heaven above me, I know that my mama's proud of me
'Cause I'm a dentist - and a success
Say ah! Now spit

 

[Allan]

Could we please forget about this disgusting thread, my stomach twists every time I read the title.

 

[Susie]

Could we please forget about this disgusting thread, my stomach twists every time I read the title.

oh come on gizza kiss hahahaha

 

[Descendres]

They eat that stuff in New-Caledonia, ask Descendres !!

edit : the bat like

Fuck off !!

Ours are bigger :

Isn't it beautiful and tasty ??

 

[Dhatura]

Dunno how tasty it is but bats are cool :[

 

[miranda B]

They eat that stuff in New-Caledonia, ask Descendres !!

edit : the bat like

eating bats

 

[Descendres]

yeah, they eat bats. They call it a "bougna" :

 

[miranda B]

yeah, they eat bats. They call it a "bougna" :

 

[Descendres]

Oh, I never tasted it. I mean, it stinks uke: and it seems bats are still watching you while they are in your plate uke: (the whole bat body is cooked except genitals). Oh, they also eat worms ("ver de bancoule" in French) :

 

[cedarbreed]

Hopefully you learnt our metropolitan cooking

 

[Descendres]

Hey, you never whinne when I cook some caledonian recipes

 

[elzka]

you french people are like chinese, you eat anything that moves...

 

[cedarbreed]

you french people are like chinese, you eat anything that moves...

[size=+2]DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE ME WITH A CHINESE FFS!![/size]



*MADMADMADMADMAD*

Anyway those recipes are Caledonian, they're not really French you know. It's like the Brits and the Scots.

 

[miranda B]

you french people are like chinese, you eat anything that moves...

 

[elzka]

DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE ME WITH A CHINESE FFS!!

im sorry, but i think i just did

 

[sol83]

ooh, outfunned, outfunned!

 

[Descendres]

Anyway those recipes are Caledonian, they're not really French you know. It's like the Brits and the Scots.

Damn true, you French invader. Anyway, French people eat frogs and snails, how disgusting uke:.

 

[Descendres]

 

[miranda B]