Woot!

Fuck shit fart splurt cunt!!! I just received a notice from my insurance company stating that my premium is going to raise as a result of an unsafe lane change that occurred in May. Absolute bullshit! This insurance policy was set up with the understanding that traffic violations are not held against your premium, solely collisions.

Fuck tha Police!
 
Years ago, my ringtone was The Final Countdown by Europe complete in monotone glory.

You're jealous.