Worst thing youve heard in bed?

[Lina]

"Ya like that, bitch?" True story.

 

[The intruder88]

 

[Saqlevurasha]

Opeth

 

[The intruder88]

Yay, this thread isn't so depressing anymore...

 

[Cows on million man march]

"Ya like that, bitch?" True story.

...that is funny! that line disgusts me, it has a dirty cling to it, and i would never use it during intercourse.

 

[IanDork107]

My girlfriend likes to talk about how cute my penis is when it's flacid and small. That kinda bothers me.

 

[Spike]

My girlfriend likes to talk about how cute my penis is when it's flacid and small. That kinda bothers me.

You too huh?

(Well, OK. Minus the g/f part... but you get the idea. )

 

[Lina]

...that is funny! that line disgusts me, it has a dirty cling to it, and i would never use it during intercourse.

I told him to talk dirty, and that's what I got. :Smug:

 

[Spike]

I told him to talk dirty, and that's what I got. :Smug:

That'll teach you for not telling him to talk like a pirate next time!

"Aarrrrrgh!! Me peg-legs gone all limp... Aye got no wood. "

Spike

 

[Speedkill]

My friend once said you could never have sex on my bed...............but does that count because I wasn't in bed?

 

[Parasite]

My little sister coming towards my room.

 

[Powerslave]

"Not now, I wanna sleep" for about 4 hours.

 

[Sadistik]

"that was....fun"

fun???!??!?!?! THATS IT? WTF!

 

[Lyri]

Once my mom came towards my door and asked us to be more silent (it was 2am ).

Last year we were in this 'commune-alike' friend's appartment, and we were caught smth like 20 times (in approx 10 different shags) in the 'shagging-room'.
It seemed like everyone wanted to fuck, so they came in and asked us to leave: "GET OUT! We need the bed". :Smug:
Once someone came in and said "NICE (hairy) ASS!"
... to my bf .

This other time we were caught, and we were covered with a blanket, and this really really really nice 'FRIEND' of ours took it off, and the other 'FRIEND' who was standing there took pictures. Cool, eh?
The nice 'friend' who took the blanket off said "I wanted to show you there are no limits". Idiot.

And this other time, we went to our friend's bday party, and messed some in the laundry room. It was really nice till she came in and said "You're disgusting! get a room! you don't seem like laundry to me, u stupid perverts!".
I thought it was a shame, cuz it was really exciting there, with all the laundry around us, not saying a word, and then she came and called us perverts :zombie:.

Oooh.. Memories.

 

[xenophobe]

Not the worst, but one of the funniest:

"stop... stopp.... STOP!!!!!... oh wait.... why did you stop?" Cause you told me too "don't listen to me... next time I start saying that, put the pillow over my face"

Yes, it really did happen just like that... :Spin:

 

[Lyri]

Not the worst, but one of the funniest:

"stop... stopp.... STOP!!!!!... oh wait.... why did you stop?" Cause you told me too "don't listen to me... next time I start saying that, put the pillow over my face"

Yes, it really did happen just like that... :Spin:

Happened to me too, though, I was on the other side.

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

My dad letting a big one go or boning my mum at 3am uke:

 

[Beast In Flames]

My dad letting a big one go or boning my mum at 3am uke:

Poor boy!

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Worst thing is they're over 50 :zombie:

 

[Beth]

I heard something awful, terrible, and traumatizing when I was like 12, and if you were to ask any of my friends about it, not only would they remember exactly what I told them, they'd do sound effects......but I'm not going into detail here *shudders*


But I will say that my dad.....ohhhh nevermind