Worst thing youve heard in bed?

[Beast In Flames]

Worst thing is they're over 50 :zombie:

Oh oh oh!!!

Poor poor boy, then!

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

BONED your mom?

 

[xenophobe]

Happened to me too, though, I was on the other side.

I was thouroghly amazed that she didn't realize what she was actually saying...

 

[Beast In Flames]

BONED your mom?

In the shower! :zombie:

 

[xenophobe]

I heard something awful, terrible, and traumatizing when I was like 12, and if you were to ask any of my friends about it, not only would they remember exactly what I told them, they'd do sound effects......but I'm not going into detail here *shudders*


But I will say that my dad.....ohhhh nevermind

I certainly hope this has nothing to do with being from Kentucky.

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

You can use the shower cap as a cheap form of birth control. Just wash it out before someone uses it again

 

[Beth]

I certainly hope this has nothing to do with being from Kentucky. !

Unfortunately, no

omg, I'm just joking


just your everyday, garden variety sex.....okay that's enough

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Thats what gardens and deserted school yards are for!

 

[xenophobe]

Unfortunately, no

omg, I'm just joking


just your everyday, garden variety sex.....okay that's enough

Doesn't sound like your everyday garden variety type... :Spin:

You started it, so spit it out already.

 

[StephenSLR]

the worst thing ive heard would probably be "oh thats so sweet of you"

that one hurt my pride.

I don't understand how a compliment hurt your pride.

 

[veil the sky]

"Ya like that, bitch?" True story.

dammit i say that all the time!!!

 

[Mosh Kosh]

'Your Welcome'

Would be funny.

 

[veil the sky]

I don't understand how a compliment hurt your pride.

haha!!! you serious??

 

[Beth]

Doesn't sound like your everyday garden variety type... :Spin:

You started it, so spit it out already.

aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The sound I heard coming from my dad that night is the most disgusting thing I've heard, eva uke:

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Thats not the only thing "coming" from him

 

[Beth]

Thats not the only thing "coming" from him

My mom is fixed, heheh




oh where did that come from

 

[xenophobe]

Oh... Didn't know it was that kinda thing...

My most sincere apologies....

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

Doh... lol

 

[Beth]

I'm lost

 

[Hopkins-WitchfinderGeneral]

That'll happen in kentucky j/k