Yeah, this is destined to get me shot.
Okay. EVERYONE who's anyone claims that Robert Plant was the original, foundation-laying frontman of rock n roll. Everyone hails him as one of the legends. The beginning and the end IS Led Zeppelin. And Plant is the so-called prototypical Voice of Rock.
But I can't stand him!
Okay... let me give actual reasons and explanations, instead of just whining and blowing pointless opinions around.
I suffered through the classic rock radio station the other day at work, and they played a live Zeppelin track, and I had to stop and pay close attention to Plant's singing. He was not hitting the same note twice. He wasn't holding any of the long notes long at all, and always trailed off the pitch downward to fade it away. The few times he held a note, there was no vibrato to his voice, it was shaky and rough, and definitely off-key. He reached high for a few notes and his voice just broke up to a raspy crackle, whereas on the album version, he easily hit that note. In comparison to what I hear each year at Glenn's Mecca of Metal, it was quite sub-par.
Now, I absolutely understand how a singer can run out of breath running around on stage being the frontman and interacting with the crowd and getting their attention. But I really REALLY hate it when they sacrifice their performance for that sake! Worst offenders, Rob Zombie, Sebastian Bach and Amy Lee. They get awful once they start running around!
Later on, I heard Whole Lotta Love, and realized, even on the album, his voice was really shaky! That one long note near the end of the song, it sounded bad! No vibrato, wavy and uneven.. I don't get it.
And the live version that they play of Black Dog, the only time he sings the verse as high as on the album is the first line. Then, he sings it so low and without any energy! The song loses its power, loses its dramatic strength, and sounds lame. Just weak. As if his voice can't reach those notes. Well, if you write the song, you better be able to perform the song! Don't weaken it just cuz your voice sucks live! Get off the drinking and drugging and PERFORM!
I don't get it. I dunno why I'm ranting about this. I guess it's cuz I listen to Russell Allen and Urban Breed and Ripper Owens and Geoff Tate, and these guys can hit any and every note they'd ever record, without flaw. Like Michele Luppi last year... I NEVER THOUGHT FOR A SECOND that he could hit that looooong note at the end of La Vitta Fugge like he did on the album! I figured that was an impossible feat that was captured once in a perfect studio, on a perfect day, in perfect conditions. And he BLASTS that at us live without even wavering!
Am I too modern? Do I not have an appreciation for the originals? Like so many people still today LOVE the Beatles. Or the Stones, or Hendrix or Cream. Should I just ignore the little details, because Plant had such a perfect blend of showmanship, charisma, looks and performance, that a million panties thrown on stage can't be wrong?
I'm sure I've started a flame war here, but I really wanna know if others have noticed what I've noticed.
Okay. EVERYONE who's anyone claims that Robert Plant was the original, foundation-laying frontman of rock n roll. Everyone hails him as one of the legends. The beginning and the end IS Led Zeppelin. And Plant is the so-called prototypical Voice of Rock.
But I can't stand him!
Okay... let me give actual reasons and explanations, instead of just whining and blowing pointless opinions around.
I suffered through the classic rock radio station the other day at work, and they played a live Zeppelin track, and I had to stop and pay close attention to Plant's singing. He was not hitting the same note twice. He wasn't holding any of the long notes long at all, and always trailed off the pitch downward to fade it away. The few times he held a note, there was no vibrato to his voice, it was shaky and rough, and definitely off-key. He reached high for a few notes and his voice just broke up to a raspy crackle, whereas on the album version, he easily hit that note. In comparison to what I hear each year at Glenn's Mecca of Metal, it was quite sub-par.
Now, I absolutely understand how a singer can run out of breath running around on stage being the frontman and interacting with the crowd and getting their attention. But I really REALLY hate it when they sacrifice their performance for that sake! Worst offenders, Rob Zombie, Sebastian Bach and Amy Lee. They get awful once they start running around!
Later on, I heard Whole Lotta Love, and realized, even on the album, his voice was really shaky! That one long note near the end of the song, it sounded bad! No vibrato, wavy and uneven.. I don't get it.
And the live version that they play of Black Dog, the only time he sings the verse as high as on the album is the first line. Then, he sings it so low and without any energy! The song loses its power, loses its dramatic strength, and sounds lame. Just weak. As if his voice can't reach those notes. Well, if you write the song, you better be able to perform the song! Don't weaken it just cuz your voice sucks live! Get off the drinking and drugging and PERFORM!
I don't get it. I dunno why I'm ranting about this. I guess it's cuz I listen to Russell Allen and Urban Breed and Ripper Owens and Geoff Tate, and these guys can hit any and every note they'd ever record, without flaw. Like Michele Luppi last year... I NEVER THOUGHT FOR A SECOND that he could hit that looooong note at the end of La Vitta Fugge like he did on the album! I figured that was an impossible feat that was captured once in a perfect studio, on a perfect day, in perfect conditions. And he BLASTS that at us live without even wavering!
Am I too modern? Do I not have an appreciation for the originals? Like so many people still today LOVE the Beatles. Or the Stones, or Hendrix or Cream. Should I just ignore the little details, because Plant had such a perfect blend of showmanship, charisma, looks and performance, that a million panties thrown on stage can't be wrong?
I'm sure I've started a flame war here, but I really wanna know if others have noticed what I've noticed.