schenkadere
Obey my dog!
easy shenk, no family to provide for!
Sorry, reidie.
By the time I get my brood out of the house, my skin will be too loose and saggy for a tat.
easy shenk, no family to provide for!
I would like to get a tat, but they're just too damn expensive if you go to a reputable shop. I can't understand how every late teen chick and every slimey, toothless fucker who looks like they don't have two dimes to rub together can afford to get covered in tattoos.
Youve never considered a hoff tat? Maybe one of batman spraying a shark with anti-shark spray? That would be badass
Most toothless fuckers I´ve met have had their made in Thailand or India. Hence their hepatitis. The teen chicks usually have small gayass tattoos like butterflies or a tiny tigerheads.
I see a lot of chicks with big and intricate lower back art...or "tramp stamp" as they are lovingly referred to.
Yeah, that one is hard to explain... maybe it´s some sort of graduation gift?
Graduation to slut?
I'm just kidding...it's just a tattoo. Some of them are pretty nice...except on those giant fat chicks who wear their clothes waaaaay tooooo tight. Then it looks like a love handle billboard.
My take on the tattoo has nothing to do with Billy or Anthrax. I think band, sports teams, cartoon character, girls names and chinese writing tattoos should be thoroughly thought through before you get them. While I think the quality of the work in that tat is good, I wouldn't do it myself.
Chinese writing has got to be the latest trend of ignorance in self-expression. I met a guy who had that chinese writing shit. I asked him what it said. He tells me "I will live, you will die." I'm like cool and then I got to thinking. How does he know that? For all he knows, it could say "Stupid Round-Eye" or "Only Americans Eat That Sauce."
I see a lot of chicks with big and intricate lower back art...or "tramp stamp" as they are lovingly referred to.
I see a lot of chicks with big and intricate lower back art...or "tramp stamp" as they are lovingly referred to.
Last time I was in a night club, I watched some bitch with a tattoo at the end of her spine repeatedly get touched there by several slimes. She actually turned around with a look scrawled across her face as ugly as the artwork, something like "How DARE you touch me?"
...Then why the FUCK did she get that goddamned tattoo? She asks for foreign hands slipping down the crack of her ass with every hip-swaying pelvic gyration in those low-slung hot pants! Hypocritical cunt!! Can't stand that teasing "I'm a poor victim" shit.
...Of course, after the fifth time, she tried to pull up the seat of her pants to cover her "rape button" injected on her ass, but to my laugh-out-loud amusement, the waistline dropped again and some sleazy Manuel touched her for the sixth time, forcing her retarded ass off the dance floor.
Jurched
So anyone with a tattoo is fair game for unwanted physical contact? I'll try to remember that and wear long sleeves in public from now on!
Last time I was in a night club, I watched some bitch with a tattoo at the end of her spine repeatedly get touched there by several slimes. She actually turned around with a look scrawled across her face as ugly as the artwork, something like "How DARE you touch me?"
...Then why the FUCK did she get that goddamned tattoo? She asks for foreign hands slipping down the crack of her ass with every hip-swaying pelvic gyration in those low-slung hot pants! Hypocritical cunt!! Can't stand that teasing "I'm a poor victim" shit.
...Of course, after the fifth time, she tried to pull up the seat of her pants to cover her "rape button" injected on her ass, but to my laugh-out-loud amusement, the waistline dropped again and some sleazy Manuel touched her for the sixth time, forcing her retarded ass off the dance floor.
Jurched
Really...what's the point except to have your intimate areas gazed upon and become the topic of conversation. Otherwise, they would find a place on their bodies for the "meaningful" art that's more discreet.
Gazing upon a tattoo and talking about it are fine, what he's describing is a bunch of drunken buffoons groping this woman without permission. That's wrong.
Gazing upon a tattoo and talking about it are fine, what he's describing is a bunch of drunken buffoons groping this woman without permission. That's wrong.
Gazing upon a tattoo and talking about it are fine, what he's describing is a bunch of drunken buffoons groping this woman without permission. That's wrong.
Gazing upon a tattoo and talking about it are fine, what he's describing is a bunch of drunken buffoons groping this woman without permission. That's wrong.