WTF!?

[AsModEe]

the sad part is that now she thinks I only wanted to sleep with her

But to summarize the conversation:

-(me) So you're basically telling me that in order to sleep with you, I would have to wait that you move in Quebec, which is not sure at all, and that after spending enough years together, let's say 4 to 5, I would have to marry you and then I can have sex with you, and between now and the moment you get here I have to remain single and wait for you?

-(girl) yes

-Good luck in the future

Seriously, it's asking a lot when you don't even know if you'll spend the rest of your life with that girl
edit: the big problem is that there are too many unknowns which makes this relation impossible

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Rape is always an option too.

 

[Erik]

the sad part is that now she thinks I only wanted to sleep with her

But to summarize the conversation:

-(me) So you're basically telling me that in order to sleep with you, I would have to wait that you move in Quebec, which is not sure at all, and that after spending enough years together, let's say 4 to 5, I would have to marry you and then I can have sex with you, and between now and the moment you get here I have to remain single and wait for you?

-(girl) yes

-Good luck in the future

Seriously, it's asking a lot when you don't even know if you'll spend the rest of your life with that girl
edit: the big problem is that there are too many unknowns which makes this relation impossible

No seriously just fuckin forget it, there are a few billion other girls out there and this is coming from ME of all people

 

[AsModEe]

Yeah true. She'll pass the next few weeks just next to where I live though, that'll make things interesting

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Her: "SLUT"

(pause)

You: "LET ME GIVE YOU ANAL NOW"



Ok, I found that funny. You guys probably won't.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

You guys probably won't.

I found it amusing.

 

[dorian gray]

dude, youre too young for that kind of relationship. *she* is *definitely* too young. you just need to have fun, chill, and date around.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

As I said, bang a few dozen women then go for the dryspell. By then she'll have turned out like most christians end up, a regular slut who wants to crank out the babies. And have one child for ever character in the bible.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

And have one child for ever character in the bible.

Man, I'd give my left nut if someone named their kid Methuselah.

 

[AsModEe]

dude, youre too young for that kind of relationship. *she* is *definitely* too young. you just need to have fun, chill, and date around.

true, that's one of the reason why I flipped out so much.

 

[dorian gray]

lol @ some of the perspectives/philosophies here on RC.
apparently it's brilliantly cool to have multiple sex partners outside of a committed relationship. and those who choose to do things responsibly are idiots

 

[dorian gray]

true, that's one of the reason why I flipped out so much.

why did you flip out? i dont get it.
you flipped out because she wouldnt have sex with you?

 

[AsModEe]

no no, because of all the engagement stuff.

ahah I just noticed i forgot to talk about the recent development

 

[dorian gray]

at age 20, you dont need to be getting engaged. you dont even need to be dating 18 year olds. for gods sake.

 

[AsModEe]

I agree, people should get a little experience in life before throwing themselves into matters as serious as this.

 

[dorian gray]

cant you be friends with this chick still? not that i recommend it, but why not?

 

[AsModEe]

yes I told her I still wanted to be friends and she agreed. It's not that serious you know, because we were only at the "beginning" of a relation. We were mostly speculating about our views of life and stuff, and I noticed we were black and white and that we wouldn't make a fine couple.

 

[dorian gray]

there you have it

 

[MajestikMøøse]

great. glad that's over. can we talk about boobies now?

 

[AsModEe]

she had a pretty amazing pair (she has two, TWO boobs)

but I'm afraid gravity might have the last word