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[PatrickHoyt]

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/youarea.htm

Im a testy dollar bill that likes to cut underwear.

 

[booB]

I remember the original one of these that used to be online about ten years ago. Back then, I was a "sexy" "bastard" that likes to "hump" "hot bitches". On this one, apparently I am a "lecherous" "clown" who likes to "look at" "beavers". Obviously, very little has changed, except for my success rate.

 

[J-Dubya 777]

I'm a happy clown that likes to grow scarecrows....
Go figure....

 

[Reverend Su]

erm...

i am a feisty pornstar who likes to grow elephants

really? i can't make this shit up

so, i tried it again...and became:

a beautiful virgin who likes to forgive bears (like...the chicago bears? i think not!)
and then...
a tit-grabbing rat who likes to clothe europe (whether the band or not was not disclosed)

and with that...i thank you Patrick -- i had a shitty day, and that was the humorous capper i needed...

xo

(and i can't really decide which i like best... )

 

[dcowboys311]

I'm a "precious" "man" who likes to "fuck" "monkeys."

How'd they know?

 

[Dolamite S. Biffle]

I couldnt even post mine I would never hear the end of it.

 

[Pellaz]

BTW, I'd like to point out that this is NOT safe for work due to the LOUD music.

(Seriously, it's louder than that damned blue-ball machine. )


I am a rare goliath who likes to hang elves.


(Which is true, but I'd allow drow elves to live. )



I'm also a tame salad buffet who likes to wake divas.

Umm, so there!!!

 

[booB]

This just in... I am a "pathetic" "bag of shit" who likes to "love" "hookers".

 

[booB]

a beautiful virgin who likes to forgive bears (like...the chicago bears? i think not!)

At least they got the "beautiful virgin" part right, didn't they?

... Right? Didn't they??

 

[Savage Pumpkin]

I am a funky Dad who likes to cling to oxen

 

[Reverend Su]

At least they got the "beautiful virgin" part right, didn't they?

... Right? Didn't they??

buwahahahahaha
dude, i damn near spewed my sugar-free monster all over my keyboard

you rock thank you for starting my work day off the right way!
xo
Rev

 

[Wishmaster]

I am a dizzy sausage link who likes to run from mules.

...was it that obvious?


--Mike

 

[Matt Crooks]

I am a wasteful ghoul who likes to fight bears.

Drop bears only, though

 

[See You In Hell]

As many of you suspected I am....

a slimy pawslut who likes to poke cacti.

 

[rushzil2112]

I am a punctual husky who likes to locate monkeys.

I am a tough doughnut who likes to wash heterosexuals.

I am a quick dragon who likes to misunderstand testes.

I am a confused bullet who likes to megafuck wile e. coyote.

I am a fat bitch who likes to upset goats.

I AM A MONKEY LIKE COCKSUCKER WHO LIKES TO BITE CANADA.

 

[rushzil2112]

I am a clumsy hobo who likes to grow trouser snakes.

 

[Mooseknuckle]

"Cock heavy ghoul who punishes dwarves"...... My midget (edit: little-person) girlfriends would agree

 

[OrbWeaver]

I am a magenta breast who likes to devour testes.

I am a tall beer who likes to smack hooters.

I am a blue crook who likes to teach balls.


Oh dear. So much anatomy in the titles I got.

 

[MetalRose]

I am a diseased elephant who likes to infultrate hawks.

Take that!

-Metal

 

[rushzil2112]

I AM A SEXY SALAD BUFFET WHO LIKES TO FEED VAGINAS.