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BTW, I'd like to point out that this is NOT safe for work due to the LOUD music. :)

(Seriously, it's louder than that damned blue-ball machine. :))


I am a rare goliath who likes to hang elves.


(Which is true, but I'd allow drow elves to live. :lol: )



I'm also a tame salad buffet who likes to wake divas.

Umm, so there!!!

What the hell is the blue ball machine? :lol: