you guys are going to LOVE this: funniest thing ever

minxnim

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i was somehow nominated to be the office person here to keep track of everyone's birthday and throw little parties! how fucking hysterical is this going to be? EVERYONE GETS BLACK CAKE WITH DEAD BABIE HEADS ON IT!
 
Originally posted by the_preppy
i was somehow nominated to be the office person here to keep track of everyone's birthday and throw little parties! how fucking hysterical is this going to be? EVERYONE GETS BLACK CAKE WITH DEAD BABIE HEADS ON IT!

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it blew me away that they picked me to do this. i think they're all secretly self hating humans who wnt to be slowly chipped away at until they eventually lose their reasoning skills and die.
 
no. the office manager just sent me an email and gave me a little calendar. every looks sort of worried tho. i bet she did it to be funny.
 
I agree. Animals are all morally neutral except for humans, who can tend to good or evil but usually tend to evil.

I learned this from the Monster Manual, in which all animals are Neutral Neutral.