Your Ass Is Mine!

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http://www.cnn.com/2002/SHOWBIZ/Movies/11/15/actor.arrested/index.html

This makes me so upset. Jeffrey Jones was THE guy who, all through growing up, I would instinctively think of as a villain and consciously tell myself "He's just an actor!".

The picture at the CNN site is perfect, and I'm sure it was chosen because he looks so creepy and evil in it.

 

[avi]

if they had used your picture, it would've been even better!

 

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off is now the only movie in American history in which a child offers a child molestor candy!

 

[FuSoYa]

They definitely did pick the creepiest picture of him. He has, in fact, been in movies where he didn't have a mustache, except the opportunity here must have been too great not to capitalize on.

 

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SEE WHY I HATE PEOPLE WITH MOUSTACHES!!

 

[FuSoYa]

There was a picture in the paper today of a legion of Iraqi soldiers - all mustachioed.

 

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HATE!

 

[FuSoYa]

Mustachioed people have a huge penchant for cheating!

 

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seriously, unless you were a firefighter or a gay man, why would you grow just a mustache?

 

[FuSoYa]

Maybe to hide your hare lip?

 

[FuSoYa]

But, I mean, you also really really like your bare chin.

 

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You sound like you're describing Dolarhyde, the serial killer from Red Dragon.

 

[avi]

I've got a mustache, but at least it's connected to a beard. Every time I see someone with a 'stash, I think either gay, cop, or dickhead automatically.

 

[FuSoYa]

Dudes, on the airport shuttle there was this guy with smoker's shade, a mustache, and he was chewing gum with his mouth open.

 

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I prefer to chew gum outside my mouth. Do I lose points for that?