2009 UM Fantasy Football

[King Richard]

lmao
suuuuuuure

Anyways, I was going to take time in the offseason and consider whether or not to continue playing fantasy football anymore because it's become less fun over the years. The most enjoyable league I'm in, not surprisingly, is my own league, or the UM league. But I think I'll play again and make that my only league. I'm in 3 others right now, and while I'm 5-1 (1st), 4-2 (1st), and 3-3 (last...wtf?) in those leagues, they just aren't fun.

Anyways, like I said, I've got some good stuff in store.

 

[Dak]

Let me guess, fun stuff like:

If your name is Rick you get
+5 points to every point scored.
-5 points to every point scored by your opponent

etc etc.

 

[King Richard]

Maybe...

 

[AchrisK]

Man, all of my RBs are either on a bye, or facing teams in the top 5 in run defense (according to NFL.com). I do also have Jamal Lewis, who is playing Green Bay. They are ranked 16th against the run, but I don't necessarily have a lot of confidence in him.

 

[The Ozzman]

Dakryn:

I offered a trade for Ochocinco with you. Feel free to make a counter offer.

 

[King Richard]

I'm looking for a receiver, let's work out a deal someone.

 

[AchrisK]

I have some receivers, but I don't really need anything.

 

[King Richard]

Sure you don't.

 

[AchrisK]

Check my team. Would you trade any of the receivers I have (that you would want), for any of the players you have, considering the rest of my team roster?

 

[King Richard]

Who's about to be 6-1 and who is 5-2 again? Yeah that's what I thought sucka!

I'm just messin. You do have a nice team.

 

[AchrisK]

I am not so sure about the 5-2. Mort is only 44 points behind, and has Philly's Defense and Clinton Portis tonight. It could be close.

 

[Mort Divine]

omg fuck yeah i am winning <3 philly's d

 

[King Richard]

6-1 baby! I rule.

 

[The Ozzman]

lol at me being your only loss

 

[AchrisK]

omg fuck yeah i am winning <3 philly's d

It's not Philly's D.

THE REDSKINS SUCK!!!!

I hate the Redskins!! Why do they suck so much!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........

I also hate Hines Ward for getting 1.15 points! What a loser!!! I should have played Miles Austin, who got 30! I hate Heath Miller for getting 7.9 points, when I had Owen Daniels who got 19!

 

[skeptik]

More evidence that fantasy football is fucking stupid.

 

[divine_torture]

Agreed.

 

[Mort Divine]

More evidence that fantasy football is fucking stupid.

cry moar

 

[King Richard]

It's not for me because I kick ass.

 

[AchrisK]

More evidence that fantasy football is fucking stupid.

You are more evidence for fago.