TwistedSister
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Final_Product said:we are about ten million years behind the US when it comes to such things
Same here...
Final_Product said:we are about ten million years behind the US when it comes to such things
Sentient 6 said:whoa is about all I can say, the writers are fucking evil bastards, David Palmer was one of my favorite characters,
Sentient 6 said:my jaw hit the floor more than once during the premiere and if the rest of the season is this good it'll be the best so far....
Sentient 6 said:non stop 24 this year, they won't be torturing us with 3 week cliffhangers! I heard Julian Sands is joining the cast this year as a villian, good choice.
haha I was SOOOOO tempted to email you and be like "oh my god, can you believe they killed Palmer?" knowing that it aired here an hour or two earlier than on the west coast.Sentient 6 said:whoa is about all I can say, the writers are fucking evil bastards, David Palmer was one of my favorite characters
that would have saved me from being bitchslapped by a fucking tv show, I was stunned when they killed him offTiff said:haha I was SOOOOO tempted to email you and be like "oh my god, can you believe they killed Palmer?" knowing that it aired here an hour or two earlier than on the west coast.
Sentient 6 said:whoa is about all I can say, the writers are fucking evil bastards, David Palmer was one of my favorite characters, my jaw hit the floor more than once during the premiere and if the rest of the season is this good it'll be the best so far....non stop 24 this year, they won't be torturing us with 3 week cliffhangers! I heard Julian Sands is joining the cast this year as a villian, good choice.
Karmic said:It comes too often for me to be able to follow it
I watch Lost instead. Greatest show evar.
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH HOW I FEEL EVERY SINGLE FUCKING EPISODE IS COMPLETELY CRAMMED FULL OF SHIT THAT WON'T MAKE SENSE IF YOU HAVEN'T TOTALLY MEMORIZED THE PREVIOUS ONE(S)EricT said:I missed 24 last night, so that means watching tonight would be pointless.
Correction! Jack very deftly picked the lock of his handcuffs at lightning speed with the point pointy broken glass shards!! even more amazing!! This show is going to give me an aneurism! I know it!!Dead_Lioness said:If you missed 24, worry not!
Hours 1-4
Jack - AKA 'Frank' is working at an oil refinery, and has this middle aged
single mom for a girfriend. Her teenage son doesn't like Jack. Kid looks
like the frontman for Silverchair ( I actually checked today!)
Palmer is assasinated while hanging out with his brother. His brother and he
look about as much alike as me and Britney Spears. However, they are both black
Michelle and Tony are attacked by a car bomber. Michelle dies and Tony is in
critical, meaning he will be back in action by hour 8.
Assasins make the mistake of going after Jack who smoke bombs them, shoots
them, and Jacks a helicopter within a few minutes. Can't recall how, but the
kid ends up hanging out with him.
A brilliant new character is revealed, the psycho first lady. It is revealed
that Palmer was her best friend, which is interesting because Palmer ran
against her husband in Season 3. This would be like Laura Bush being best
friends with John Kerry. She looks like Kim Catrall.
Audrey looks sweeter than ever in her new roll of hanging out at CTU with no
apparent job.
Jack remains able to win any hand to hand fight with anybody in under 30
seconds, even though fighting with highly trained terrorists and FBI agents.
This is believable since Jack goes about 5 - 7, 160 pounds.
Finally, a plot begins to emerge. The presidents of the US and Russia are
meeting to sign a pact against terrorism. Russian terrrorists, who have
never felt the need to do terrorism or suicide bombing before, are so
enraged that they go into action and take hostages at an airport after
killing Palmer and Michelle. They have a whitehouse insider working for
them.
Jack sneaks into the Airport and finds a spot in the ceiling where he has a
perfect view of the terrorists, but they can't see him. His camera phone has
much better resolution then my 3 MB digital camera and he starts sending
photos of the crime scene to Buchanon at CTU.
Terrorists figure out that Jack is watching them and Jack turns himself in
when they threaten to waste the kid from Silverchair.
Russain terrorists appear to be under no stress whatsoever, even though they
have no way out of the airport.
The Russians force Jack to call in a fake rescue plan so that they will be
able to ambush the CTU guys. Jack makes it sound pretty obvious that he is a
captive, but Curtis and Buchannon are too stupid to pick up on it.
Buchanon used to work for "Division" but has apparently been demoted to head
of LA CTU. The new boss from division comes in and it is Sam, the hobbit
from Lord of the Rings. The hobbit fiugres out that Jack is a captive and
delights in giving orders to Buchanon who is 20 years older than him,
snidely calling him "Mr. Buchanon" while snickering at him. Audrey continues
to walk around CTU looking hot.
Curtis and CTU come in for the rescue and Jack cuts the chain for his
handcuffs on a piece of broken glass. Amazing!!! All 12 of the terrorsists
blow themselves up with explosive vests, and act in which not one hostage is
injured!!!!
man, I love this show so much!