Hour 6.... oh boy oh boy!
In an uncharacteristically sappy moment, Jack tells his girlfriend that he
is still in love with Audrey. Of course she already knew that,
since Audrey needed to interview her and they both had a "are you involved with jack" "its not of your business" The OC moment.
Audrey is wandering around doing nothing again, wearing these HUGE eyeglasses. We later learn why.
Question: where is her dad, the secretary of Defence, the only man in the world who can grow a 3 days beard within 3 hours of his kidnap last year?
In a variation of the 'if you love somebody, set them free' theme, Jack's
girlfriend, whose son is the lead singer for Silverchair ("yoooouuu wait til tomorrow" ,
tells Audrey if you
DON'T love somebody set them free, and Audrey dramatically takes off her eyeglasses.
I have let many guys go free over the years, and I am still
waiting for one of them to come back to me.
Mike Novick shows the pres a terrorisit video of some dude dying after being
exposed to nerve gas. President Logan has maybe his best flip-out yet! Fans
of Mike should check out his page on Wikipedia.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Novick
(haha!)
Jack, who has the worlds greatest cell phone, with the world greatest contact numbers, sends a text message to Mike that they need to talk.
They talk & arrange to meet at a 'grassy area' near the presidential compound.
The president of the US lives in Washington DC,
yet for some reason, Logan has his whole operation set up near Los Angeles,
in a post-modern little house.
Buchanon gives his boss 'Rudy' a stirring speech in which he claims that it
is often neccessary to disobey direct orders from your superiors, *especially* the president of the United States.
Even though he gives no explanation or justification, Rudy agrees!
Cummings, the evil chief of staff has Jack's conversation with Mike
downloaded to his Macintosh laptop in less then 5 minutes!
Thats amazing, because when Mike said he needs to "return an important phone call to the state department" Cummings was already one step ahead.
(Did everyone notice he has a Mac?)
The first lady escaped last week with the help of her super good-looking asian assistant, but this week she is found hiding in a horse stable by Aaron
Pierce, the trusty secret service guy. No explanation as to why she is
hiding in a horse stable or how Pierce found her.
She is again ordered to be re-institutionalized.
A new bad guy is introduced, the evil truck driver from unspecified
breakaway Russian state. (Cause all the middle eastern terrorists are already filming something else)
Realizing that Jack is on the way, Cummings confesses his role in working
with the terrorists to the president in private and says that it was
necessary for the good of the country. The president agrees (!!!) because he looks like he is afraid that Cummings might slap him or something
Jack sneaks onto the presidential compound near LA. Does the secret service
find him? No!! He finds them, or at least one of them, his old pal Pierce.
Convinces Pierce that Cummings is the bad guy leading up to the
unforgettable...
"Mr. President, my name is Jack Bauer....."
Jack forces confession out of Cummings by threatening to guage his eyes out
with a knife in front of the President.
(I still remember the classic moment when he tortured Audrey's husband with wires and water HAHA!)
President apologizes to his wife for not trusting her, but she tells him to screw off.
In one of the greatest moments in the history of television, Fox News leads
off with the 24 ticker (doot....deet...doot....deet) 24-style 4 quadrant
split with 4 actual news stories in each quadrant including an Al Quaeda
terrorist and a videotape of an actual hostage!!!!
I'M DEAD SERIOUS!!!!
