Hour 9
(best episode so far!)
The terrorists, always happy to kill themselves, have left Jack & CTU with
no leads.
We meet a new character, the terrorist boss of Ivan Erwich. Is he Russian?
No. Is he Arabic? Of course not.
He's from England & he is pissed that Ivan's crew only were able to kill 20 people in the mall, so he stabs Ivan to death with a knife.
One of the key terrorist guys, a dude named James Nathanson , which we've only seen his face with a blue TV screen light, calls in to
Audrey and asks to get transferred to Jack which is accomplished by pressing
a single button. (just like anything in CTU) He and Jack plan to meet at, you guessed it, an abandoned warehouse in LA!
The British terrorist calls into 'pres' Logan and tells him that he will spare
US citizens from a nerve gas attack if the president will give him the route
for the motorcade of Russian president Yuri Suvarov so that he can
assassinate him. After convening with Mike, President Logan decides that
this is a good idea.
Len, aka Sam, aka Rudy calls into his sister Aimee Mann who looks even more
cracked out than the last episode. Her boyfriend (who looks a very stoned
cross between Jack White and this bartender I know) has Rudy's wallet including his 'passkey', but he doesn't want to give Rudy his passkey back.
Q - What happened to Audrey's gay brother?
Rudy goes on a rampage, even ordering the Christmas guards to put Buchannon in detention. He orders Curtis to bring back Jack. After Curtis, in an emotional moment tells Jack that he should work things out with Audrey, Jack hits Curtis in the jaw,
then puts him into a chokehold until he passes out. Jack makes it look
particularly easy, even though Curtis outweighs Jack by at least 60 pounds
and is also the toughest guy at CTU. (and well trained!)
Jack shows up at the warehouse and goes to a phone booth where there is a
special cell phone stashed away. Cool!
Soon after, the terrorists show up in 2 helicoptors and begin to chase Nathanson. Jack gets Nathanson out of
trouble by telling him exactly which hallways and stairwells to take to
avoid the terrorists, even though Jack has never even seen the warehouse
before. Nathanson does a good job and he and Jack gun down most of the bad
guys. There are more on the way in the second chopper, but Jack shoots it
out of the sky with his 9. Not even Rambo ever did anything quite like that!!!
Despite putting up a good fight, Nathanson takes a bullet and as he is
dying, he gives Jack a special chip with information which Jack inserts into
a special slot on his cell phone. We learn why Jack's phone is so great. Its
a Macintosh!
Jack, Audrey & Chloe arrange to upload data from the chip to
CTU.
The First Lady who has gone from being insane to the only sane person at the White House, which is still outside of Los Angeles, in just 2 hours, hops
into Suvarov's limo with Aaron Pierce.
(and btw, I like her too!)
The episode ends with the Russian Terrorist from England using a fat red
magic marker to mark the route of the motorcade with a huge red 'X' with a
circle around it on a map of greater southern California. I think it would
have been more dramatic if he's just stuck to a single slash through the
circle, the universal 'Ghostbusters' symbol that means that anything inside
the red circle "sucks'"
Episode Grade
7.5
Nahhh.... it gets a 10!!!