A bulletin one of my friends posted a few hours ago

[Lunar Still]

Reposted for your pleasure:


for real if ur reading this i dont give a fuck just keep reading untell the typing stops i got a call from BIG BIRD and if u dump me at least have the balls to call me and tell me y wen u know i dident do a dame thing to u i think u wanted to do this the hole time we went out is get me to fuck u and say i left u thats wat i think cause we "were happy" then we dident talk for 2 fucking days and u fucking went off FOR NO REASON AT ALL and i dont give a fuck wat u or any one thinks about me no more i really could care less for real and u said every morning day and night that nothing would break us up but looks like u broke us up u know wat im done wasting my time wit all this bull shit dont look at me say hi at school or even get ur friends to say shit to me ok have a nice life wit out me BITCH.....................................................................................................................................................HAVE FUN

 

[Phoenix5]

beautiful.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I'm sorry, I just didn't have the balls.

 

[Captain Beard]

LINE BREAKS, PUNCTUATION AND... you know what, fuck it, just take them out back and shoot them.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

makes me miss high school a little bit

 

[Dead Winter]

 

[Psychonaut]

This is why spankings need to come back. Get 'em before they get this far.

 

[Lunar Still]

It reminded me vaguely of this: http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com

 

[Lord Foul]

You need better friends

 

[Phoenix5]

You need better friends

good solution right here^

 

[Dead Winter]

It reminded me vaguely of this: http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com

OMG I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long, long time!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

russell, delete this person from your friends' list.

and then from life.

 

[neal]

seriously

 

[Shpongled]

I moused over the thread title and it said "bla bla bla just got a call from BIG BIRD bla bla" as a preview. I LOLed at that alone and was pretty disappointed when I opened the thread and realized this person didn't actually get a call from THE big bird. Imagine the hilarity that could have ensued...

"for real if ur reading this i dont give a fuck just keep reading untell the typing stops i got a call from BIG BIRD and..."

That there is a pre-curser to endless comedic opportunities! Too bad this person fucking failed it big time.

 

[Lunar Still]

You need better friends

Except most of my friends aren't that dumb. :Smug:

 

[Dead Winter]

I'm sure his friend didn't write that, he/she just posted it for comedic value.

 

[Nightshade]

Reading those two posts made my head hurt. Thanks. I'm going to go lobby for mandatory birth control, now.

 

[Morganna]

Hahha, that was really hard to read, but funny! Why is it so hard to type the words "you" for some people? You got your hands on home row, and you tap them out. I don't know. Maybe it's a phone text thing. Which I don't blame anyone for using U, with texting. I have a cheap bastard phone and I swear it took me fifteen minutes to text "Happy Thanksgiving". Which became, Happy Turkey, because I was about to scream.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

seriously

wouldnt it be cool if when you deleted someone from ur myspace friends they were deleted from existence?!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

It reminded me vaguely of this: http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com

not as good as dramatic bible reading imo