A Game: FIND THE FUNNIEST THREAD

[NAD]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=163257

I'd stop going to GMD but it's just so damn funny!

 

[Profanity]

I don't find it as funny now that GOD is a moderator.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=166754

someone just delete the Opeth board already and get it over with.

 

[Dev]

Wow.

Is that even possible ? P.a.t.h.e.t.i.c

 

[Erik]

Oh my fucking fuck, that was the most stupid thing I have ever been subjected to in my entire life

*grabs random Opeth board member*

BREAKFAST*PUNCH*
OPETH*PUNCH*
NOT*PUNCH*
FUNNY!*PUNCH*

*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*
*PUNCH*



*PUNCH*

 

[NAD]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=167714

hahahahaha that rocks.

 

[NAD]

Some dude's signature from that food thread:

Seriously. Gone around the bend. Wow.

 

[spaffe]

i mostly associtate opeth with gloomy parks, rain and misty surroundings, hardly some pathetic bling-bling rides. what a moron

 

[Krilons Resa]

Read this review/thread of Brocus Helm. IT RULES.

http://www.hellridemusic.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3277&page=1&pp=15

 

[Ayeka]

Dear Mr. Dickhead,

When did I cry like a spoiled fucking brat?

Sincerely,
Mr. Utter Penis

That brought out a nice little guffaw laugh from me I love it when things make me laugh like that...

 

[MFJ]

jesus christ. i hate everyone in the opeth forum.

 

[Krilons Resa]

http://www.anabolex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138896

 

[NAD]

My face just contorted. My worst is going down on a fat chick with small titties, but she was 19 and had a few redeeming qualities at least!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Fat chicks with small titties is teh LOSE.


that entire thread fucking had me dying. especially being familiar with a lot of em.

 

[Black Winter Day]

My most embarassing sexual moment was the times I didn't do the chicks that I should have and had perfect opportunity to. That, and having "technical difficulties" once (it was several years ago... hey, it happens!!!).

Never did anything with fat chicks. Or senior citizens. I wonder how long it will be before I'm that fucking derperate.

 

[NAD]

She was only like 160lbs. Just had a wide butt.

My most embarassing sexual moment was the times I didn't do the chicks that I should have and had perfect opportunity to. That, and having "technical difficulties" once (it was several years ago... hey, it happens!!!).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA been there on both accounts

 

[spaffe]

http://ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=171346

 

[NAD]

Fuck me, that dude is ANNOYING. Every time I see that dude I try to avoid the thread, or at least make fun of it.

Leg press: 650 pounds X5
Arm curl:35 pounds X20 (my left arm is very weak do to my dislocation crap)

He's also a pussy, I was arm curling 90lbs. and leg pressing 850lbs. at 17, and I'm not even a work out dude.

EDIT: Okay that was in the Chat forum, no biggy. I thought it was in GMD for a minute.

 

[J.]

most I ever benched was 225 lbs, back when I was 17 or 18. after shoulder surgery, I lost all my mass. Now I've gained it back, just in the wrong places.

 

[speed]

That dude that started the bodybuilding thread looks hilarious. What does he think he is ripped? Pathetic. god lie if you have to if you look that bad.