A Game: FIND THE FUNNIEST THREAD

I went to a Halloween party as Halloween Man one year, they said costumes were mandatory so I took some random Halloween decoration and wore it around my neck. I still think it's sort of funny but the reaction by almost everyone was:
"Is that a costume?"
"I'm Halloween Man!!!"
"...oh."

Damn I suck.
 
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that one dude's signature, with the Opeth logo and his riced out Cavalier.
 
It's a pity you guys can't read Final Fantasy Online threads...I had a great 10-post debate with one guy about the significance of a letter in Final Fantasy 7 the other day :loco:
 
Found this response to a COB review (and also on the Songs To Watch page before I deleted the identical message):

Ok, Children Of Bodom Is The Best Fucking Band In The God Damn World. Don't Let Anyone Tell You Different. Nu-metal Is Shit. Eveyrything About It Sucks. Bodom Is The Best Band Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They Fucking Are The Smartest Musicians That Have Come Along In A Long Ass Time. They Fucking Write The Best Songs Ever. Anything They Do, God Should Woship. Nu-metal Fux And Emo Bitches Should Fucking Die!!!!! They Put Music To Shame. I Thought Good Music Was Fucking Dead With All This Rap/pop/punk/emo/rap Rock Linkin Park Shit. I Wish Alexi "wildchild" Laiho, Janne Warman, Jaska Raatikainen, Alexander Kuoppala, Henkka T. Blacksmith And The New Guitarist Robert Could See This Post. If They Do I Hope You Never Die Off Or Make Shitty Music, Which For Bodom Is Impossible! You Fucking Rock And Show People That Good Music Is Still Out There, You Just Have To Look A Little Harder That Shitty Nu-metal Shit! Cob Forever!!!

Nice to see not all their fans are delusional idiots, even if the 12 year-old AOLer prose and the oh-so imaginative handle of Bodom Beach Terror scream fake nick.
 
Not a thread, but funny.
email I received said:
NAD!!! I'm drunk... Where are your tonsels when I need them... Drinking Bricardi and diet coke. Just got back from Fridays... had a shit load of chicken-type appetizers and two 32's of Sam Adams Seasonal... What?!
my response said:
Bicardi and DIET Coke? You woman!

Hey man, if you're drunk, don't go to tubgirl.com hahahahah
his first response said:
I'll rub one out to tubgirl...
Two minutes later:
his second response said:
Fucker... I went to tubgirl.com I knew what to expect, but it didn't matter. Like I said... Fucker
Haha.

Also I'm searching for whores I knew in high school to see if they are naked on the internet yet. 1 for 3 so far!