A happy Solstice to you all!

Yes! I was pooping and jamming on some Zeppelin! All my life I've lived where the toilets are situated with a wall to the immediate left, disallowing any guitar playing while taking a dump. But today I realized WAIT! I don't have a wall to the left anymore! So I grabbed my Fender and took a dump.

I've lived in the same apartment for almost 2 years now, it just struck me today for whatever reason. Was fun. :)
 
ITZ NADS ASS
nadass4tj.jpg
 
It looks like instead of clearing up, my ass rash has become airborne!

Tom Waits + Primus = WIN.
 
we're gonna have a TV party tonight (alright!)
we're gonna have a TV party that's right! (tonight!)

we've got nothin' better to do
than to watch TV and have a couple of brews
 
Any you find you must consume as quickly as possible. Out of a horn. Oh, and have your mum buy it for you first, that's key. :D
 
I don't think Marksveld is going to come back this evening so I'm going to post our entire AIM conversation beginning to finish for your amusement:

The Moonkultdawn: bored!
Marksveld: ne prr voluem
Marksveld: IM FUMKED UP

The Moonkultdawn: interesting
The Moonkultdawn: that didn't take you long
Marksveld: DUDE
Marksveld: U POWNED THAT BOTTLE

Marksveld: I DI
Marksveld: d
The Moonkultdawn: already?
Marksveld: thees like 2 incehs left of it
Marksveld: in the bottle
The Moonkultdawn: what's it taste like?
Marksveld: white wine with ohney
Marksveld: honey
Marksveld: wichich is cool
The Moonkultdawn: mmmmm
Marksveld: its HONEYYY
Marksveld: AND DRUNK
Marksveld: 16 % alcohol as oposed to 12% of rgular wne
Marksveld: wiene
The Moonkultdawn: what alcohol percentage?
The Moonkultdawn: :-)
Marksveld: INGASAS
Marksveld: RVEREDND BIZAREE

The Moonkultdawn: nice work
The Moonkultdawn: now you should post some more pictures
Marksveld: I koww
Marksveld: im in my room
The Moonkultdawn: what was the bottle? 26 oz.?
Marksveld: liter?
Marksveld: regular american wine bottle
The Moonkultdawn: ah
The Moonkultdawn: man
Marksveld: dues
The Moonkultdawn: I can see why you're fucked up
Marksveld: most fdrunk ive ver been
Marksveld: eve
Marksveld: i
Marksveld: PMG
Marksveld: HOLY SHIT
Marksveld: So BOOZE
Marksveld: it keeps gtting worse
Marksveld: lbeteer
Marksveld: actually
Marksveld: i keep getitng drunkrer
The Moonkultdawn: you're probably going to vomit later
Marksveld: MAYBE
Marksveld: But it rules now
The Moonkultdawn: yeah
The Moonkultdawn: so no harm done
The Moonkultdawn: :-)
Marksveld: 4ight
Marksveld: m listening to rveerend bizare
Marksveld: its cool
The Moonkultdawn: :-)
Marksveld: ITS FINNTROLL TIEM

The Moonkultdawn: YES
The Moonkultdawn: PROPER DRUNK MUSICK
Marksveld: OMG GET NEATmeDA
Marksveld: GET MEAD


The Moonkultdawn: I can't :-(
Marksveld: SOON
Marksveld: HOPEFULLY

The Moonkultdawn: I will get some laterr
Marksveld: woiot
The Moonkultdawn: I must find a specialty wine or beer store
Marksveld: right
Marksveld: its not even gerape
Marksveld: grapes
Marksveld: its wine and WATER
Marksveld: iS ALL

Marksveld: wait
Marksveld: no
Marksveld: i said that woron
The Moonkultdawn: fermented honey
Marksveld: HONEY AND WAYERR
Marksveld: YES
Marksveld: INMG
Marksveld: OTYG RUELS
Marksveld: SO SWEDISH ABND GOOD
Marksveld: VIOLING
Marksveld: HOT BLINDE ON BIOLEIN
Marksveld: PICS ARE RUP

The Moonkultdawn: hahhahahahahahahah
The Moonkultdawn: good work
The Moonkultdawn: great drunk face
Marksveld: you dont emavkeven know
Marksveld: I m FUCKE

Marksveld: OTYG FUCKJN RULES
The Moonkultdawn: good
The Moonkultdawn: GOOD
Marksveld: GIIIIIIIIIIIIIOD

Marksveld: GOOOODAS
{DAS:LKadjlsahd;ashdasj;ldsd
Marksveld: this is gonna result in desitatser
Marksveld: but thats cool
Marksveld: bbeause im fucke
Marksveld: hardcore
The Moonkultdawn: in AN HOUR
Marksveld: ODAL R00n
The Moonkultdawn: playing with fire while drunk is hazardous
Marksveld: i know
Marksveld: i wont adoe it without my mo m
Marksveld: my famil hayes the mea
Marksveld: dbut i sad
Marksveld: say
Marksveld: STFU
Marksveld: I SAY STFU

Marksveld: BECAUSE IT SURLES
Marksveld: YOU ARENT FROM GEMRNAY mOM
Marksveld: YOU ARE SCOTTISH
Marksveld: HATASCo cool
Marksveld: but no shema
Marksveld: geramn
The Moonkultdawn: I'm going to save this conversation and post it later okay?
Marksveld: YE
Marksveld: omg
Marksveld: YES


Marksveld: TITTTTSSS
Marksveld: TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS
Marksveld: id jerk it if i werent so cocked
Marksveld: COEKC EHRK

Marksveld: yoy know when youuir so drunk
Marksveld: that its i ntense
Marksveld: I M THAT
Marksveld: holy shit
Marksveld: you ont evevn know
The Moonkultdawn: no
The Moonkultdawn: I don't know
Marksveld: due
Marksveld: ifi was fat
Marksveld: i would be like DEADZORZ
Marksveld: WASTN FAT
Marksveld: CUASE IM FUCKING TROLL
The Moonkultdawn: hehe
Marksveld: KRIEG
Marksveld: KRIEGGG
The Moonkultdawn: man, a third of a bottle of 40% vodka killed me a week ago
Marksveld: I HOEP THE SUGAR DOESNT GIVE ME

DIAFHFJSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Marksveld: THSI IS A WHOLE BOTTLE of 16%
Marksveld: this is tneseista
Marksveld: htashfasahs;ljszhf
The Moonkultdawn: I can only imagine
Marksveld: I ANT BEILIEVE ME MOMY LEYT ME DO THIS
Marksveld: SHE ITS URLE
Marksveld: RULE
The Moonkultdawn: heheheh
The Moonkultdawn:
Marksveld: MAYBE ITS A LESSON TO BE KEAENLENAD
Marksveld: LEARNED
Marksveld: buT
Marksveld: IT RUELS
Marksveld: NOW IT DOES
Marksveld: OTYG
Marksveld: THEY SHOULD HAVE A CEREA
B
Marksveld: CEREAL
Marksveld: BUT NOT A wATCH
Marksveld: BBECASEU YOU C ANT HAVE FOLK METAL ON URE ARM
Marksveld: PISSSS BRB
Marksveld: PL
Marksveld: oK

The Moonkultdawn: this is ungodly funny
Marksveld: dude
Marksveld: drunk
Marksveld: wtf have i odone
Marksveld: UT I RUEL
ES
Marksveld: I SHOOT JAPES
Marksveld: JAPAS
Marksveld: JAPZ
The Moonkultdawn: no, you're not in WWII
Marksveld: MEDAL OPF HONOUR
Marksveld: RISIN G SUN
Marksveld: XBOCKS
The Moonkultdawn: ahh
The Moonkultdawn: ok
The Moonkultdawn: have fun
Marksveld: no
Marksveld: not now
Marksveld: LATRER
Marksveld: DPOWNSTAIRS
Marksveld: im not gonna fall
Marksveld: BRGB
The Moonkultdawn: ok
Marksveld is away at 3:45:12 PM.
Marksveld returned at 3:46:41 PM.
Marksveld: IOAY
Marksveld: OKAY

Marksveld: moy mom is Like STFU
Marksveld: LOL
The Moonkultdawn: hahahaha
The Moonkultdawn: she'll never do this again
Marksveld: uzdhS
Marksveld: SHE BETER
Marksveld: SOLSICTRECEEE
Marksveld: SOLSTCIEEE
The Moonkultdawn: no presents for you!
The Moonkultdawn: just
The Moonkultdawn: MEAD
Marksveld: RTHTSA CIOOL
Marksveld: HOWD I LOVE DRUSM CRUN
Marksveld: ID BE LIKe
Marksveld: BADONKADO NK
Marksveld: jah
Marksveld: JAH THIS I HOW WE ASAY ODVYE IN GERMANY
Marksveld: ANd THIS HOW EWE SAY GOODYE IN AUTSTIRA
Marksveld: kizsssssssss
Marksveld: nwq os sidownstairfs ago
Marksveld: again
Marksveld: WHAT DO U MENA I CNAT GTAKE OF MY SWEAHTER
Marksveld: ITS HOW
Marksveld: HOTTT
Marksveld: ITS HOTTT
Marksveld: i hpe
Marksveld: no one outbids me
Marksveld: acause ill get stabby
Marksveld: il fuckin gioll
Marksveld: kILL
Marksveld: kiil
Marksveld: ll
Marksveld: my tongue is delicisos
Marksveld: WHAT SHOULD I HAVE WITH IT
The Moonkultdawn: ketchup chips
Marksveld: YEAH


Marksveld:
























Marksveld: WTF
Marksveld: dasffas
Marksveld: who did wht ai nthe awhat chamebr
The Moonkultdawn: I don't know
Marksveld: oh
Marksveld: i am an aannoyiug drunk
Marksveld: arent i
The Moonkultdawn: probably not as annoying as me
Marksveld: U R COOL

Marksveld: http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showpost.php?p=3480344&postcount=42
Marksveld: Wolfland 6:26 Pagan Hellfire A Voice From Centuries Away Black Metal 3 12/18/2004 7:33 PM

The Moonkultdawn: wooooo
The Moonkultdawn: np: old man gloom
Marksveld: ill tell you
Marksveld: im not sboting rup
Marksveld: sobering
The Moonkultdawn: hahah
Marksveld: itz just boozE
The Moonkultdawn: feeling okay still?
The Moonkultdawn: how are you holding up?

*this is where he stopped responding*
 
That is utterly amazing. I especially like the Simpsons / Mr. Rogers reference, that is classic. However, as with most mountains, there must be a peak, and here it is:

Marksveld: dude
Marksveld: drunk
Marksveld: wtf have i odone
Marksveld: UT I RUEL
ES
Marksveld: I SHOOT JAPES
Marksveld: JAPAS
Marksveld: JAPZ
The Moonkultdawn: no, you're not in WWII

:lol: x39859081735908713507103975091274059720970asijt089u420iujq4308 t 90q8uouidsu p98sda uoiu j28709842709 482709824798247982749874 8 070247
 
Russell said:
I would imagine quaffing it is also a necessity. I've always thought you drink beer, sip absinthe, but mead must be a quaffing drink :dopey:
Okay I love dictionary.com, but this has to be their greatest example sentence evAr, for quaff: Quaffed the ale with gusto. :tickled: