One day I was getting out of the shower and went to go and dry off in my room. All of a sudden I hear a buzzing noise, so I look and sure enough there is a bee! I find the nearest thing to swat it with, which so happens to be a 6 inch ruler, and climb up on my bed and try to kill the thing. Of course it evades me for a minute or so, but I finally get it. After I get it I come to the realization that 1) I am naked, 2) the blind is all the way up, and 3) there are people outside. I get off my bed and put my underwear on and close the blind. I don't know if anyone saw me, but if they did they would have seen a tall white guy on his bed going crazy with a ruler in his hand.
