a stupid funny thing

I went to my father and said to him
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"Listen,
Bend your ear in amazement
Hear this tale from long ago
Of magic and of madmen
loves tangled web of woe"
..."The moors" Jag Panzer
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he said:
"my son ask for thyself another kingdom
for that which i leave is too small for thee"
...Intro of "Alexander the great" Maiden
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I replied:
"Father, father, father i look up to youuuu
I heed thy call"
..."Defender" Manowar
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He held my hand and told me with trempling voice
"Do you see what I see
Hear what I hear"
..."The Philosopher" Death
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"no", i answered
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"Truth is never what it seems", he said
..."Ep#" needless say
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I looked towards the sky and shouted as if i wanted the flying creatures to hear me:
"I wish I could freeze this scenery,
Keep it like a secret filled with emotions"
..."Freezing" Soul Cages
And to my father:
"Goodbye my friend
I am leaving you today
My quest is hard, but i must be on my way
Home one day"
..."Farewell" Gamma Ray
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Suddenly my brother entered the room.
He said:
"Under brooming skies and watchfull eyes
On convalisve seas of false urgency
We walk empty corridors in vein"
..."No Exit" Fates Warning
(he was "high" again the little brat)
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Our dog entered the room with my brother.
He was barking furiously all the time.
I ordered it
"Down Be still Thy Cursed Wolf"
..."Dantes Inferno" Iced Earth
The beast was silenced
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My father was so angry that my brother was stoned and slapped him.
My brother crying:
"Mother I still need you
To Hold Me Tight In Your Arms
Mother I still need
The Warmth Of Your Kiss"
..."Mother" Time Machine
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My mother entered the room in raging anger. She loves my brother very much. She was bearing a cooking pan. With raging voice she shouted at my father:
"There is no escape
It 's the ending of your worthless life"
..."Queen Of The Ryche" Queensryche
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A guy passing by who liked my mom, but didnt know that my father was watching and listening said to mummy:
"Hey you I 'm in love with your eyes"
..."Hey You" Scorpions (i think)
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Now daddy was outraged. Said to mummy:
"Whiskey woman dont you know
You 're driving me insane?"
..."Victim f Changes" Judas Priest
and to the poor guy who when he understood what he had done he shitted on his panties:
"Your Head, you will lose it
Severed, when executed
You always thought
You 'd never get cought
Decapitate
Sealing your fate"
..."Decapitate" Judas Priest
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... and the poor guy talking to himself:
"Run to the hills, run for your life"
..."Run to the hills" Maiden
and started running towards the hills. Noone ever heard from him again.
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the tale never ends...
I am too bored to go on. maybe later! :D