Activity: what this woman spend the 15 or 20 minutes DOING?

[xfer]

"A doctor was killed today at Christus St. Joseph Hospital when an elevator malfunctioned, decapitating him, authorities said. ... [He] was stepping onto a second-floor elevator in the main building around 9:30 a.m. when the doors closed, pinning his shoulders... The elevator car then moved upward, severing the doctor's head, Jordan said. A woman who also works at the hospital was on the elevator at the time and witnessed the accident, police said. Because of the malfunction, she was trapped on the elevator for 15 or 20 minutes before firefighters were able to reach her, police said. The woman was not injured, but was later taken to the emergency room because she was in shock."

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/topstory/2052104

 

[goatschool]

i know, i know, i thought about this and came to no sane conclusion except that maybe she just pretended that he was just plain dead, not decap-dead

 

[xfer]

- going through his pockets to try to figure out exactly who he was and if she knew him

 

[azal]

sucking him off.

 

[lizard]

man, that's just silly. everyone knows only women can have sex after death.

 

[FalseTodd]

I wouldn't really have said that the dead person was the one "having sex" per se.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

-fingerpainting

 

[minxnim]

well, she was treated for shock, so i am imagining she just stood there in a stupor, maybe whimpering.

 

[lizard]

I know I would've. after all his blood would be pooling in the 'vator, ick.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

like I said dude

 

[avi]

I don't even want to think about it

 

[goatschool]

- going through his pockets to try to figure out exactly who he was and if she knew him

well, as i'm inerpreting this, it wasn't that end of his body that she was interacting with.

 

[chupe666]

yeah, i read it as though the other end was in the elevator with her. maybe she talked to it and called it Wilson.

 

[xfer]

oh wow that would be even better!

-acting out scenes from Hamlet

 

[chupe666]

okay, that was really good.

 

[RealmArchitect]

man, that's just silly. everyone knows only women can have sex after death.

I have heard otherwise. There was a woman that did it with a few in the morgue she worked at. It is a true story. I can't say for sure HOW, I am not too keen on post mortem anatomy.

 

[xfer]

did you never see Clerks?

 

[RealmArchitect]

 

[RealmArchitect]

Me?
I did. But it has been a while.