fuck yes, some of his quotes on there are fucking goldFurious B said:The man is great on Love Line. Hilarious.
Talking to a 26-year-old female caller whose husband has been away on a long business trip:
CALLER: I miss him; it's still very early in our marriage.
DREW: Yes! You need to establish some intimacy soon.
ADAM: I look at it this way: how long has he been gone?
CALLER: Two months.
ADAM: To me, that just means that the marriage is going to last two months longer.
To a female caller:
CALLER: My husband lost his job a month ago, and a week ago I caught him looking at gay porn on the internet.
ADAM: Now, let's not assume anything yet. He might've been looking for a job in gay porn, and he was just doing some research.
oh man i'm laughing so hard, i'm gonna wake up my roommateADAM: What's up, buddy-boy?
CALLER: Yeah, uh, I can breathe air through my butt and then, like, fart really, really loud.
ADAM: Well, you called the right place.