Adam Corolla

haven't seen him since... bernie mac like 3 days ago.

but before then! like 5 years ago, on the man show.

does he suck now, or are you one of the persons that think sucking was always his forte?
 
He's always sucked. If his writers are good, he is good. The Man Show writers were brilliant, any part he had in writing that had to be minimal. His latest show is unscripted and it's pathetically obvious. I've not heard one clap thus far in the show and ive heard one, possibly two laughs. Even worse, the one guy laughing has a voice thats annoying as fuck. This is Comedy Central's worst show since Crank Yankers.
 
ugh, crank yankers was/is a piece of shit. even the commercials made me want to punch them, and they had awesome dudes like kevin nealon on there!!!

adam cororolla is okay, but is pretty much like a norm macdonald without the funny. well no, because even when norm macdonald is sleeping he's still pretty funny. he's like norm macdonald's bowel movement. spinning, so slightly funny, but not really.
 
love line is still around? i used to listen to that on rare occasion like 10 years ago. it was always some bitch saying she just fucked her brother and was wondering if they had to get married then. fuckin stupid people.

also i just remembered a funny adam corolla bit from kevin and bean, from around the same time:

dude: "yeah god taught me everything there is to know about wood. hey god, where ya goin?!"
god: "to take a dump!"

had to be there i guess.
 
Yeah he's pretty entertaining on Loveline, at least he was when I was like 13 and still in my "huhhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhhuhuhuhuh sex" phase, all his TV shows suck though.
 
Talking to a 26-year-old female caller whose husband has been away on a long business trip:
CALLER: I miss him; it's still very early in our marriage.
DREW: Yes! You need to establish some intimacy soon.
ADAM: I look at it this way: how long has he been gone?
CALLER: Two months.
ADAM: To me, that just means that the marriage is going to last two months longer.

:lol:
 
To a female caller:
CALLER: My husband lost his job a month ago, and a week ago I caught him looking at gay porn on the internet.
ADAM: Now, let's not assume anything yet. He might've been looking for a job in gay porn, and he was just doing some research.
:lol: :lol:
 
ADAM: What's up, buddy-boy?
CALLER: Yeah, uh, I can breathe air through my butt and then, like, fart really, really loud.
ADAM: Well, you called the right place.
oh man i'm laughing so hard, i'm gonna wake up my roommate
 
ADAM: You want to do that to your penis because somebody molested you, right?
CALLER: Yeah, when I was four. My next-door neighbor.
ADAM: Well, THIS'LL show 'em. This is the sweetest revenge, isn't it, Drew? You put your hand in my pants down by the pool cabana when I was four, so now I'm gonna put a shard through my penis. THAT'S gonna make it right




LOLLLLLLLLLL omg
 
To a 16-year-old caller who is pregnant with her second child, married, and having an affair:
ADAM: You know the Jerry Springer show?
CALLER: Yeah.
ADAM: You ever make fun of those people who are on the show?
CALLER: Yeah.
ADAM: Well, they would make fun of you.

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WINNER

Talking to a caller about paganism:
CALLER: I'm a witch.
ADAM: Well, the real question is, how fat are you?
 
I actually think he's quite funny. That said, his show is pretty lame.

By the way, on the Pam Anderson roast, one of the roasters (I think it was Greg Geraldo) said he looks like Pete Sampras with Down Syndrome.:loco:

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