Ahhh Koichi, we should start the 2am club

[Dave_Mustaine84]

i'd talk to you on some sort of messaging program but im too busy masturbating over some hot arse porn

 

[KoichCPA]

People with fucked up sleep patterns are metal

 

[The Amazer]

can I join?

I can be cool too! Honest!

 

[KoichCPA]

Just because you're my ex bandmate

 

[The Amazer]

Grazefist Swordarm... GRRRR, I am metal.

As my first words after being accepted into this private club are:

I ONE THE SPELLING BEE!!!

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

maybe we could record a duet (and i could use u as much as possible to higher my career, until the day where u find me in bed with Cameron Diaz)

 

[KoichCPA]

Dude, my singing career is way about yours

I am a MILLIONAIRE

 

[KoichCPA]

It's way better to

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

i can play the triangle and and IM A VIRGIN!!! i could grab the christian market!

 

[The Amazer]

But guys! I'm the 40 year old from NSync!

Jussy baby, forget your solo career! Justfied? More like POOified!

 

[KoichCPA]

You were holding me back man

I am free to do my own shit, you know bro

werd

 

[dan dan the metal man]

Have you done that Karaoke Christmas disc yet, Carter?

 

[The Amazer]

awww shit man, think about the fans. Sure, you've got more now, and you're a lot more famous... and you fucked britney spears... and you have more money than us... and your solo career is more successful than ours...

...

shit.

 

[KoichCPA]

Dan, my mic is busted, you know this. So no, unless yours is working now.

Hayley westenra just said Oh carter carter oh again.

 

[KoichCPA]

And fuck you ceydn, fuck you.

 

[Goreripper]

None of you would be anywhere if it wasn't for me! Don't forget it was me who wrote all the material on the first album. On the tambourine too, fuck it all! And if you hadn't sleazed onto Hayley that night after I threw up all over her from one too many tequilas, she'd be mine now. Arsehole.

 

[The Amazer]

I didn't think that I crossed the line when I inserted my member into her ass.

I mean, it wasn't like I could get her pregnant or anything! I just wanted to feel like a REAL pop star. Not just a guy that looks 40 years old.

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

wooo popstar meltdown, looks like im gonna make a clean sweep in the US scene

 

[Cyclonus]

I am better than all of you.

Especially you, Josh.

Stinkin jew.

 

[Dave_Mustaine84]

GET OUT GET OUT, U MUST LEAVE AT ONCE U SHANNON LOVING FAG


DOWN WITH SHANNON (HE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!)!
DOWN WITH SHANNON (HE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!)!
DOWN WITH SHANNON (HE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!)!
DOWN WITH SHANNON (HE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!)!
DOWN WITH SHANNON (HE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!)!
DOWN WITH SHANNON (HE HAD SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE!)!