Oh man, dude! That... that was just brilliant. Bravo. I mean it. I mean, you took my name, which says "Guy" in the middle, and then changed it to say "gay", in order to imply that I am a homosexual and then make fun of me for it! I mean, just, wow. I've had this name for so long, and never, NEVER has anyone had the genius and wit to mock it in such a fashion. You are a TRAILBLAZER.
You, my friend, should write comedy. In fact, fuck that. I'm taking a screenshot of this post and sending it to Parks and Recreation and Community. Hollywood needs to know that there are minds like Master_Yoda77 out there, full of untapped potential that could take the world of comedy by storm. By STORM.
You stupid, stupid motherfucker.