Albums currently kicking your ass

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Jesus fucking Christ, you're one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever seen online. Go choke on a bag of dicks, douchebag.



Yes, typing in such flowery language is as pretentious as you can get. You come across like a total and complete tool. It's hilarious.

No wonder this community died if trash like this is all that is left.

What's the matter? Holocaust jokes too sharp for your skin? I wasn't aware that writing at standard high school level was "flowery" or "pretentious".

 

[Elric of Melniboné]

@H.P. Lovecraft

Please start a video review series for metal albums on YouTube so we can enjoy this in spoken word form.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

@H.P. Lovecraft

Please start a video review series for metal albums on YouTube so we can enjoy this in spoken word form.

Man, I'm Jewish and even that's going too far for a quick buck for me.

 

[Sophii]

Gorguts is always kicking my ass with Obscura.

But of the newer stuff that came out this year, Car Bomb is beating my brains in.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

Then again, that's operating under the presumption that anyone beyond my mother's ghost and CIG would watch them.

 

[Slayed Necros]

 

[CiG]

He crafted his music taste for 35 years guys, I guess he's mad because 35 years later it's about as well crafted as down syndrome DNA.

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

 

[Talos of Atmora]

After Elisa left this band, I completely lost interest in this band. Shadowland, The Hall of the Olden Dreams, The Fall of Melniboné, and The Gates of Oblivion were far more inspired than anything that came after them.

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Then again, that's operating under the presumption that anyone beyond my mother's ghost and CIG would watch them.

I'd watch them. See?! That's three people already.

 

[H.P. Lovecraft]

I'd watch them. See?! That's three people already.

YER GOONNA BE A STAAR KEEED.

 

[no country for old wainds]

fairyland's OF WARS IN OSYRHIA is also really good. elisa ftw.

that arghoslent album is the best arghoslent album, and i really dig that stilla thing.

how does that sextrash compare to the debut?

 

[Slayed Necros]

It's much more death metal, less intense and deranged, but still has that classic wild Brazilian sound. Plus it has a song titled 'Hot Juicy & Bitch'. Can't beat that.

 

[CiG]

 

[CiG]

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

Nazxul Black Seed. This is one killer EP.

 

[Baroque]

 

[dwellerINTHEdark]

Darkthrone. So glad I bought this fucker. It'll rate highly on my top 10.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Definitely one of the best EPs to come out this year. Fucking incredible stuff.

 

[CiG]

I'm so drawn to that art. Reminds me of a late 1970's/early 1980's slasher film.