Albums currently kicking your ass

[SomeGuyDude]

Entropia - Vesper

 

[Krow]

You realize that ALL music is about emotions, right? Like, that's that thing you have going right now that you feel in relation to everything around you.

doesn't make that demo suck any less. They're posers, they use a ridiculous gimmick, and their music is bad. My emotions say I shouldn't like them.

 

[SomeGuyDude]

Meanwhile, this is considered NOT a gimmick:

 

[Nephilim96]

Yeah because normal black metal is so much less ridiculous.

Their band name might as well be the silhouette of a giant black cock.

 

[SomeGuyDude]

Their band name might as well be the silhouette of a giant black cock.

I would let that cock jizz in my earholes happily. Was a big fan of the demo.

 

[Nephilim96]

Meanwhile, this is considered NOT a gimmick:

I don't know what the fuck that is, but that's fucking dumb and gimmicky.

 

[Onder]

You don't know Portal? :/

 

[SomeGuyDude]

So let's review. Going by anonymous band names and wearing a clock on your fucking head: not gimmicky or poser.

Having a blank band name: gimmicky and poser.

Gotcha!

 

[KafkaX]

The Curator's stage outfits are anything but fucking dumb, are you kidding me? Thats so fucking badass. I would take his stage presence over skinny jeans and band tees any fucking day.

(I aint even hating because I would fit perfectly in this photo.)

 

[SomeGuyDude]

Dude I love Portal, and shit you know me I love my gimmicky metal. Remember how geeked up I was for Kommandant at MDF? Like this is CRAZY gimmicky:

My point was that pissing and moaning because a band name is a series of blanks is fucking dumb considering how much supremely silly gimmicky shit we embrace around here. Wow, so two of the guys wear slim fit jeans. OH NO. HOW CAN WE COPE WITH THIS MADNESS?!?!?!?!? WHAT'S NEXT? HAIRCUTS?!??!?

 

[KafkaX]

Dude I love Portal, and shit you know me I love my gimmicky metal. Remember how geeked up I was for Kommandant at MDF? Like this is CRAZY gimmicky:

My point was that pissing and moaning because a band name is a series of blanks is fucking dumb considering how much supremely silly gimmicky shit we embrace around here. Wow, so two of the guys wear slim fit jeans. OH NO. HOW CAN WE COPE WITH THIS MADNESS?!?!?!?!? WHAT'S NEXT? HAIRCUTS?!??!?

I totally agree with you. My comment was directed at Neph.

I love gimmicky shit. Fuck, I even love hipster shit. I also love wearing my skinny jeans. I was just comparing the two artists at hand.

I could give two fucks what they look like, but if were comparing the two, which I thought we were, Ill take Mr. Clock Head.

 

[SomeGuyDude]

I totally agree with you. My comment was directed at Neph.

I love gimmicky shit. Fuck, I even love hipster shit. I also love wearing my skinny jeans. I was just comparing the two artists at hand.

I could give two fucks what they look like, but if were comparing the two, which I thought we were, Ill take Mr. Clock Head.

Hahaha well dude. Portal is so fucking awesome it's unfair. Although I don't think he wears the clock any more, right?

 

[Nephilim96]

You don't know Portal? :/

Shit, I actually do know and like some Portal (check last.fm for proof nigga ), just never knew about their image and shit.

Now I finally understand the Outre cover!

EDIT: Still fucking dumb and gimmicky, though, despite the good music. I don't mind a creative stage persona, but putting a fucking clock over your head is stupid.

 

[Werckmeister Harmonies]

Not a full length but anyway

and

 

[Serjeant Grumbles]

Wow, so two of the guys wear slim fit jeans. OH NO. HOW CAN WE COPE WITH THIS MADNESS?!?!?!?!? WHAT'S NEXT? HAIRCUTS?!??!?

I wear slim fit jeans.

 

[SomeGuyDude]

I wear slim fit jeans.

Well then CLEARLY YOU CAN'T BE A METAL FAN.

 

[ProphetofHatred]

 

[SwarmOvRats]

Birth A.D. - I Blame You

 

[KafkaX]

Hahaha well dude. Portal is so fucking awesome it's unfair. Although I don't think he wears the clock any more, right?

I sure as fuck hope he does. I still have yet to have the privilege of seeing them live, but I imagine he has multiple costumes he bounces back and forth between shows. It would be sick if he had multiples in one show, but I doubt it.

Currently kicking my ass:

Blast.Beating.Brutality.

 

[Krow]

Every time.