Alumni Weekend is coming up

What should I do?

  • Dress up all metal and scare the fuck out of the womenz

    Votes: 1 16.7%
  • Vomit on myself

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Come out of retirement, blind my ex-roomate with powder smoke ala Mr.Fuji and chokeslam him

    Votes: 4 66.7%
  • Stay in like a dork on Saturday night and listen to the Metal Zone with Dr. Metal on 94.1 WHJY

    Votes: 1 16.7%

  • Total voters
    6
Date: August 1999
Scene: The JVC house in Philadelphia. It is moving-in day. I am getting acquainted with my new roommates.


NEW ROOMMATE JULIE: ...so, I went to Providence College, where I--

ME: You went to PC? One of my friends goes there! Do you know him? Greg? Greg Massi?

NEW ROOMMATE JULIE: Er...hm...no, I don't think so.

ME: Are you sure? He has a radio show, and plays in the band at basketball games and stuff...

NEW ROOMMATE JULIE: PC is a pretty big school. I don't think I know him.

ME: Have you ever seen him walking across campus? Big scary metal-looking guy with long black hair, always wears evil t-shirts...

NEW ROOMMATE JULIE's eyes briefly widen.

NEW ROOMMATE JULIE: Oh! Him!

greg = famous
 
the only people I'm friends with here are foreign exchange student from the motherland.

especially my buddy Rasko...who I actually met in Belgrade, shit-faced in a metal bar, about three days before he left for the states.

it was the weirdest coincidence ever that I met some random metal dude who owns 17 king diamond shirts, in Belgrade, who goes to the same college in NJ as I do.
 
Originally posted by xfer

ME: Have you ever seen him walking across campus? Big scary metal-looking guy with long black hair, always wears evil t-shirts...

NEW ROOMMATE JULIE's eyes briefly widen.

NEW ROOMMATE JULIE: Oh! Him!

greg = famous [/B]

i think you told me that once before but it still brings a huge smile to my face. :D

girls at my school were so silly. i can remember when i was going up in an elevator and could hear these two girls talking about me since i just passed them by in the hall and they went on and on about how scary i was.

it makes me happy to know i left some sort of lasting impression there.
 
One night I had a wondrous dream,
One set of footprints there were seen,
The footprints of my precious Lord,
But mine were not along the shore.

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But then some stranger prints appeared,
And I asked the Lord, "What have we here?"
Those prints are large and round and neat,
"But Lord, they are too big for feet."

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"My child," He said in somber tones,
"For miles I carried you alone.
I challenged you to walk in faith,
But you refused and made me wait."

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"You disobeyed, you would not grow,
The walk of faith, you would not know,
So I got tired, I got fed up,
And there I dropped you on your butt."

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"Because in life, there comes a time,
When one must fight, and one must climb,
When one must rise and take a stand,
Or leave their butt prints in the sand."

~Author Unknown~
 
well the metal zone has been cancelled for this weekend and said roomate didn't come up so that gets rid of the chokelsam option(unfortunately). Also I don't really fancy vomiting on myself.

I guess that means my plan of action for tonight is to get my metal on and freak out some conservative college chicks!

And I will do it in loving memory of the Doc.