Am I a douche?

[Onder]

So I was at the pub yesterday (at THE pub, Matt, see?). Well and I realized that I'm a bit of a douche.

Not sure if I care.

 

[Zephyrus]

I have never met you in person, so I'll got with Herp.

 

[Onder]

I have never met you in person, so I'll got with Herp.

Not very herpful.

EDIT: I need it confirmed so I can be open about it and just piss people off.

 

[Zephyrus]

You're on the internet. Being a douche is an occupational hazard.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

of course you are

 

[Onder]

of course you are

Thanks.

 

[SomeGuyDude]

Nothin' wrong with being a douche.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

I thought guys like these were douches:

 

[Onder]

Oh god I should start wearing those horrible shirts and I should get a tribal tattoo that totally represents who I am (a douchebag).

 

[Balls McHoolihan]

You also need to buy a Mustang to seal the deal.

 

[CF87]

Thanks.

You're Gay.

 

[Onder]

You also need to buy a Mustang to seal the deal.

I should have a girl that wears three layers of whore makeup and I should drink redbull / vodka.

 

[Onder]

You're Gay.

You're a mental case tbh.

 

[Balls McHoolihan]

I should have a girl that wears three layers of whore makeup and I should drink redbull / vodka.

That too. There are tons of doucheisms out there....

Another two:
- Wear a fohawk
- Pop your collar on Polo shirts (when not wearing the Tapout or Affliction shirts)

 

[Dak]

Gelled/spiked hair.

 

[Onder]

Gelled/spiked hair.

Yeah that is SO yesterday and I always hated it.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

When not drinking red bull/vodka, drink ONLY Bud Light. Never watch soccer, hockey, or baseball. Only watch American football or basketball because those sports are not "gay". Go to the gym at least 4 times a week and only work out your arms. Watch "The Hangover" enough so that you can memorize every line. Buy a PS3 or Xbox 360 and play the shit out of CoD: Black Ops and John Madden Football. Get a cute girlfriend and constantly cheat on her with fat ugly cunts. Get a job at GNC or 24 Hour Fitness.

 

[Alteredmindeath]

No you're a bloody tampon.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You also need to buy a Mustang to seal the deal.

If i recall correctly, he dreams of one day owning a Dodge Ram, because it "commands respect"

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I voted Narp, because douche's don't go see Cult of Fire, One Tail One Head, and Mare.