Am I a douche?

[Onder]

If i recall correctly, he dreams of one day owning a Dodge Ram, because it "commands respect"

Yes, that's true.

I voted Narp, because douche's don't go see Cult of Fire, One Tail One Head, and Mare.

I will probably go see Inquisition on christmas eve. Because I'm KVLT. Fuck family.

 

[CF87]

You're a mental case tbh.

Make me Cum.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You should wear a bead necklace, braids and listen to reggae and look at people with your mouth held open in disbelief and then shake your head slowly, as if to say "I think that might be racial".

 

[SWAT]

You could have been God himself and I still would have voted YARP

 

[Satanstoenail]

Oh god I should start wearing those horrible shirts and I should get a tribal tattoo that totally represents who I am (a douchebag).

A backwards cap would go well with this ensemble.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

You also need to buy a Mustang to seal the deal.

#1 Douche car.

 

[Zephyrus]

A backwards cap would go well with this ensemble.

A homogenous suite, you may say.

 

[Balls McHoolihan]

#1 Douche car.

Indeed. Every fucking time I see someone driving a Mustang, he's acting like an asshole. You're not cool and neither is your car. It's the most common fuckin' car out there...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

American pickup drivers are far assholier. 90's Mustangs are chick cars.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

Indeed. Every fucking time I see someone driving a Mustang, he's acting like an asshole. You're not cool and neither is your car. It's the most common fuckin' car out there...

When driving from south Florida to North Carolina last year (15~ hour drive), I counted 271 Camaros and 298 Mustangs

 

[King Richard]

A backwards cap would go well with this ensemble.

lol ensemble...

 

[Onder]

I don't think I have ever seen that car live tbh.

 

[damnromulans]

Nothin' wrong with being a douche.

Actually douching is bad for your vag.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I don't think I have ever seen that car live tbh.

That's because cars don't play shows.

 

[Balls McHoolihan]

When driving from south Florida to North Carolina last year (15~ hour drive), I counted 271 Camaros and 298 Mustangs

I believe it. It's crazy. To me, cool cars are one's you don't see that often.

 

[skeptik]

That's because cars don't play shows.

https://www.google.com/search?q=car...&sugexp=chrome,mod=1&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

 

[Master_Yoda77]

*concerts

 

[Onder]

That's because cars don't play shows.

Ok I haven't seen it IRL.

 

[EffigyForgotten]

I believe it. It's crazy. To me, cool cars are one's you don't see that often.

Like Nissan skyline GTR's.

 

[Balls McHoolihan]

Like Nissan skyline GTR's.

Or classic cars, especially American muscle from the late '60's early 70's.