amazingly hot girl talked to me this morning!

[xfer]

walking to work the other day i saw this absolutely beautiful girl i see around at shows sometimes. i think her sister is dating a friend of my roommate's boyfriend, but i'd never conversed with her before. we smiled and said hi as we passed!

walking to work today she came round the corner, catching me with a mouthful of peanut odwalla bar. hi! says i. hi! says she. then "Where are you going so early, anyway?"

check out my awesome response:


























"Work," i mumbled, and kept walking.

 

[minxnim]

SMOOTH alex. REAL SMOOTH.

 

[xfer]

aarrrrgghhh!!!

 

[xfer]

see, this is why some guys stand in front of the mirror, combing their greased hair with a pocket comb over and over, practising witty lines so they are ALWAYS READY.

 

[lizard]

but see, maybe this could be good.

she's thinking, hey, that guy didn't slobber all over me, damn, was my hair right? was I dressed funny? you will become desireable simply by being unsmooth. she is probably fantasizing about you right now.

dude, by being uncool, you have now become the hot chick magnet.

 

[avi]

you should try hanging your testicles out of your pants fly and exclaim "oh man! I sat in gum!" next time you see her. she'll be in your arms in no time.

 

[xfer]

between lizard's constanza advice and avi's suggestion to perform a bit of a flash-dance, i think i'll stick to bemoaning my fate alone.

 

[minxnim]

there's always that chance she has low self esteem and assumed you were ignoring her because she's lame. then she'll stalk you later.

 

[xfer]

she can stalk me all she wants!

 

[avi]

show her your h0tt new tattoos!

 

[xfer]

i don't--oh! um, yeah! that's a great idea!

 

[FrostGiant]

I bet she'd be like, "If he had a tattoo of Tattoo I'd be all over him."

 

[goatschool]

i would've done the same such shit, though.

 

[lizard]

probably me also. I've been married so long I'm now regarded as a safe neutered male by all my hot female friends. they only want me for my sparkling personality.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

you may feel like that was a bad move but less can definitly be more in these situations. I agree with lizard, she will think about you for the rest of the day.

 

[xfer]

so the next time i see her i should be like "so where are YOU going so early?"

 

[chupe666]

no, say "What are you doing out so late?" even though it's like 7am.

 

[xfer]

oh that's GREAT!!

did you think that up in front of the mirror while combing your pomaded hair?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

hahahah actually that's a good line, you should totally use it, I would.

 

[xfer]

Chupeno de Bergerac!