American Football = Rugby with Padding, Helmets, and Time Outs for the Obese

[JayKeeley]

^ That's it. Right there, he hit the nail on the head.

So moving forward, the world carries on and America sits on the sidelines. That is the whole point.

What I'm doing is addressing all the points to bring America into the world, and I think the knee jerk reaction is to stay in the cave, out of the sun.

But look, that's absolutely fine. I actually accept that, and if anything, the world can no longer say that the US hasn't any actual culture. It does, it's just very modern and localized.

The way I see it, however, is that we see a nation choosing to be ostracized, whether it be via (majority support of) Bush-like politics or international sporting dismissal. "No sweat".

 

[JayKeeley]

By the way, I'm still siding with Bruce Arena. He saw a team fall apart simply because it looked like they just didn't give a shit. Had a nation stood behind them, they would have played with guts. How does he work with that?

 

[KILL TULLY]

SERIOUS GAME: Its funny how easy it is for people to hate on America due to the simple fact that the decisions we make politically, and in other areas, have a VAST IMPACT on the ENTIRE WORLD, while the majority of the America-haters countries really have a minimal impact on the world scene. We have A LOT of responsibility, and of course some of the shit we do is gonna piss some people off. These may sound like 'WE HAVE BIGGER GUNS' nonsense, but it is true. (Also,we have bigger guns, and penis')

 

[lizard]

actually it is scientifically proven that blacks have bigger penises on average, so....

 

[KILL TULLY]

actually it is scientifically proven that blacks have bigger penises on average, so....

WELL we have a lot of those.


Also, there are A LOT of fucking ridiculously hot black chicks. Fun fact.

 

[lizard]

Also, there are A LOT of fucking ridiculously hot black chicks. Fun fact.

s'strewth.
there's this chick in my office, brick shithouse doesn't begin to describe it.

 

[KILL TULLY]

PLUS very rarely are they ever fucking skinny little twigs all over, they have the curves almost no matter what. I am very un-attracted to women that are all-over-skinny. Ugh.

 

[JayKeeley]

No, you're talking about the bubble-butt. Gross.

 

[KILL TULLY]

YEA bubble butt is real gross.

 

[General Zod]

So moving forward, the world carries on and America sits on the sidelines.

Wow... I'd really love to end this circular argument, but you seem insistent on revisiting these same three themes, all of which seem antagonistic.

Theme 1: America is on the “sidelines”. We're not. We'd be on the sidelines if were waiting to get into the game. We're not. We'd be on the sidelines if we were interested in watching what happened between the sidelines. We're not.

What I'm doing is addressing all the points to bring America into the world, and I think the knee jerk reaction is to stay in the cave, out of the sun.

Theme 2: If we don't like soccer, we're “cavemen”? This is so silly, it doesn’t warrant a counter-argument.

The way I see it, however, is that we see a nation choosing to be ostracized, whether it be via (majority support of) Bush-like politics or international sporting dismissal. "No sweat".

Theme 3: words like "dismissal". Your usage of the word seems to suggest there's some underlying ill will. Some sort of master plan to collectively slap the world in the face, by ignoring soccer. There isn't. We just find soccer boring. Get over it. Move on with your lives. Go out in the sun, kick your ball around, and bask in the enlightened glory of your two-limbed sport. And if your ball happens to roll into our cave, don’t worry, we’ll throw it back out between innings.

Zod

 

[dorian gray]

zod, you kick so much e-ass

 

[JayKeeley]

Not following.

Zod -- the world is sending out the invite and the US is failing to RSVP. That's it.

The end.

 

[JayKeeley]

YEA bubble butt is real gross.

Yeah, that's not how I imagine bubble butt. I'm thinking of all those chicks in that video "I like big butts". I thought black guys generally preferred bigger butts.

 

[dorian gray]

Haha, yeah, that's EXACTLY what I've been talking about.



Hey I'm just a spectator watching from work, sitting on my forum. Anytime you want to fuck right off, feel free. Maybe you can join another war that's about to come to an end in 5 minutes and try to claim all the glory.

Haha, yeah, that's exactly what I'M talking about. For a mod, you like to start a bunch of fights. Entertaining, yes, or I wouldn't be here so
FWIW, my point about the Nazis is dumb, yes, but true. I grow weary of the anti-American sentiment here, and I guess I could leave but perhaps I could stay and people like yourselves could stop bashing America.
Thanks.

 

[General Zod]

Zod -- the world is sending out the invite and the US is failing to RSVP. That's it. The end.

Fine. I give up.

Zod

 

[JayKeeley]

@Dorian - Seriously, how the FUCK am I bashing America? A nation where I live and my kids were born.

It's like ANY criticism goes your way and suddenly the world is out to get you. It's an inferiority complex or something.

It's like you just want to cover your eyes and stick your fingers in your ears and play ignorant when the world points fingers. Why not just stop and question it? I think the fact that I live here makes it all the more frustrating because I can see exactly where it's going wrong.

 

[JayKeeley]

It's like you just want to cover your eyes and stick your fingers in your ears

actually, thumbs would be easier.

 

[J.]

I see it as America sending an invite, and the rest of the world ignores us because they don't like our president.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

we should just excavate the USA and put them in space as hteir own planet. they'd be happier that way.

edit: Added bonus: no more mexican and cuban illegal immigrants. No more canadians that you have to spend money to pay negotiators to screw us over.

 

[Dark One]

This thread is as entertaining as it is disturbing. What a read.