An incident which happened at college yesterday

Profanity · May 14, 2005

At college yesterday I decided to provoke the 2 hardest people in my class.

The first one(Ben) was someone who wasn't in for his original exam so he had to go into a room on his own to do it last lesson and while he was doing so he was cheating by having his textbooks in front of him. I tried to stop this from happening but failed. The provocation started when he found out last lesson that he had failed. I laughed and said "haha, you still failed even with the books in front of you, what a dumbass". He then gave his threats saying things like "you're gonna get decked, you better stop" but I didn't. I carried on provocing by drawing on his neck, pushing him and laughing at him. He eventually gave me a hard punch round the chest to which I replied "After this lesson, i'll be waiting for you".

Then after the lesson I saw Greg and his girlfriend walk passed and Greg's girlfriend absolutely hates me so I thought to myself "what a good opportunity".

I pursued them and they tried running away, I ran after them. The guard stopped them but he didn't stop me, Greg then turned round and punched me in the stomach. The guard saw this and we all fled in different directions.

Provocation and being able to take a beating is a real masculine trait. Anyone can deliver punches but to be able to take them takes a real man. Discuss.

Dead_Lioness · May 14, 2005

Bravo profanity.
you're a redneck.

Malergion · May 14, 2005

No kidding, Gandhi was a hardass.

WhiteBeastofWotan · May 14, 2005

This is a man who will never get laid.

Necromunchkin · May 14, 2005

I ran after them.

This part of it made it clear you're completely full of shit. You can't run. Stop pretending. Maybe if you'd said "rolled" or "waddled" after them, it would have been viable.

Karmic · May 14, 2005

maybe he had rollerskates

Lies and Perfidy · May 15, 2005

hahahahahahahahah Necromunchkin ftw.

I said this on RC already, but: Profanity, you are the kind guy of that, if you got within 30 feet of my sister, I would assemble my goon squad and leave you on the pavement with a spatula for the paramedics to scrape you off.

Kiss The Void · May 15, 2005

:Spin:

win a trip to australia · May 15, 2005

what a 3000 word essay fuck that,..you need to get life and be a pain.

Tee · May 15, 2005

Profanity said:
Provocation and being able to take a beating is a real masculine trait. Anyone can deliver punches but to be able to take them takes a real man. Discuss.

no way. wtf, discuss, this is a tabu subject here. LMAO
nice attempt anyway.

Shpongled · May 15, 2005

Profanity said:
Discuss.

You're an idiot.

mReEtTaIlRsEkD · May 15, 2005

Wolftribe said:
This is a man who will never get laid.

Haha

Razorjack · May 15, 2005

Profanity said:
At college yesterday I decided to provoke the 2 hardest people in my class.

The first one(Ben) was someone who wasn't in for his original exam so he had to go into a room on his own to do it last lesson and while he was doing so he was cheating by having his textbooks in front of him. I tried to stop this from happening but failed. The provocation started when he found out last lesson that he had failed. I laughed and said "haha, you still failed even with the books in front of you, what a dumbass". He then gave his threats saying things like "you're gonna get decked, you better stop" but I didn't. I carried on provocing by drawing on his neck, pushing him and laughing at him. He eventually gave me a hard punch round the chest to which I replied "After this lesson, i'll be waiting for you".

Then after the lesson I saw Greg and his girlfriend walk passed and Greg's girlfriend absolutely hates me so I thought to myself "what a good opportunity".

I pursued them and they tried running away, I ran after them. The guard stopped them but he didn't stop me, Greg then turned round and punched me in the stomach. The guard saw this and we all fled in different directions.

Provocation and being able to take a beating is a real masculine trait. Anyone can deliver punches but to be able to take them takes a real man. Discuss.

Reading this I thought "That sounds like high-school for me back home" then I saw you are from Manchester, it's good to know that it's still full of scallies (of all guises).

The Moth God · May 15, 2005

This is just fucken stupid. Straight up dumb.

Matt Lee · May 18, 2005

Profanity said:
Provocation and being able to take a beating is a real masculine trait. Anyone can deliver punches but to be able to take them takes a real man. Discuss.

A real masculine trait is being not-you. Congratulations on helping hold back human evolution, you poo-flinging ape.

sknight · May 18, 2005

You must be real proud to tell people you like to get into fights.

Profanity · May 18, 2005

Wolftribe said:
This is a man who will never get laid.

I've already been layed dumbass.

I was born wasn't I?

Profanity · May 18, 2005

Pyrus said:
Profanity, you are the kind guy of that, if you got within 30 feet of my sister, I would assemble my goon squad and leave you on the pavement with a spatula for the paramedics to scrape you off.

Is your sister hot?

Profanity · May 18, 2005

dead_fetus said:
You're an idiot.

That's because of my ID(inborn drives), I usually post on Off Topic(OT) to stop people thinking that.

:lol:

TheDreamingMind · May 18, 2005

Profanity, I'd like you to retaliate against my invisible insults
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