College life: without a doubt, the worst wakeup call ever

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I think you know what she means. Get your ass wasted and in this bed now, Mister!

Yes sir. * drinks a bottle of jager and hits the bed*

ELIDE : so you come here often?
LoM: Shut up bitch!
Elide: Oh oka... WOO whats that???
Lom: Its a bed bug.
Elide: feels pretty big for a bed bug.
Lom: Okay then its not a bed bug.
Elide : lets go back to calling it a bed bug
LoM: would you rub some oil on my chest.
ELIDE: * snores*
Lom: YOur not getting outta this one , this isnt the first time Ive had to do this and Ill be damned if it will be the last.
ELIDE: * talking in sleep* I swear she told me she was 18. Ohhh your kinky.Be gentle my last girlfriend was a black truck driver named Shaniqua. * still asleep*

Fade out........... now.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I think you know what she means. Get your ass wasted and in this bed now, Mister!

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I think you know what she means. Get your ass wasted and in this bed now, Mister!

UHHHH again??? Did you read the above thread. I just ate a shitload( literally) of chili. It would probably be wise to avoid me.

I have sharp pointy teeth, I can leap, Look at the bones. * surrounded by tons of dead bodies covered in chainmail*

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Shit. Stupid lag forcing me to post twice. GRRR!

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Shit. Stupid lag forcing me to post twice. GRRR!

HAHAHAH i was wondering what happened.