College life: without a doubt, the worst wakeup call ever

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

You should burn your sheets. uck.

You scare me. I dont know why yet, but I think it has something to do with the severed voodoo looking heads in your sig. It gives me an eerie feeling like If I was walking late at night youd attack me, rape me and leave me with my throat cut in the bushes. * slowly backs away*

 

[Satans_Mom]

You scare me. I dont know why yet, but I think it has something to do with the severed voodoo looking heads in your sig. It gives me an eerie feeling like If I was walking late at night youd attack me, rape me and leave me with my throat cut in the bushes. * slowly backs away*

Nah, you have him all wrong. He's a very nice, cool person to have around here. The sig, I believe is a rebellious act against UM's current SIG policy...

love mom

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No, LOM, you haven't told me much, but I've certainly suspected. Something about Rowan perfecting you??? congrats, it feels good to be in love.

 

[Reverend Joint Smoker]

You scare me. I dont know why yet, but I think it has something to do with the severed voodoo looking heads in your sig. It gives me an eerie feeling like If I was walking late at night youd attack me, rape me and leave me with my throat cut in the bushes. * slowly backs away*

NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Reverend Joint Smoker]

youd attack me,and leave me with my throat cut in the bushes.


That does'nt sound like such a bad idea after all......................too bad I'm so lazy.............

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

youd attack me,and leave me with my throat cut in the bushes.


That does'nt sound like such a bad idea after all......................too bad I'm so lazy.............

HAHAHA , which part the raping or the cutting of the throat. *crosses fingers and thinks* please not the raping, please not the raping. Im very fragile.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well then, I must tell you. We must talk sometime.

 

[Deadly Embrace]

Next week you'll be in his bed naked............And you'll claim that you passed out drunk......... :Smug:

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Dude, if I were gay, he'd be the last person I'd wanna sleep with. He's a fucken douchebag.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Dude, if I were gay, he'd be the last person I'd wanna sleep with. He's a fucken douchebag.

WHO ME?????? Besides Lord of Metal seems like the type of guy to fuck you in the ass and not even have the common courtesy of giving you a reach around.

 

[lizard]

okay, Full Metal Jacket quotes are always prime.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I love that movie. Mathew Modine was really good in that movie.

 

[AjDeath]

Gimimy Glick had two children, Matthew, and Modine.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Gimimy Glick had two children, Matthew, and Modine.

Uhh i think I lost you on that one.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Oh yes, that sounds exactly like me. Exactly.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Oh yes, that sounds exactly like me. Exactly.

I was just kidding man. Geeze now Im really not gonna get my reach around.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

That's what you think.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

If this happens again ... you get another five-page thread!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

But...this thread is only 4 pages.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

But...this thread is only 4 pages.

YEEHHH Im gonna get my reach around. WAit........ what do you mean HAPPENS AGAIN???

ITs only 4 pages now, give it another day.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I think you know what she means. Get your ass wasted and in this bed now, Mister!